And they expect to be taken seriously?
And they expect to be taken seriously?
Comments
159-
-
80% of violent crime? Cute. Lesbians are busy cornering the space crime market (allegedly).
-
But but but if they did 80% then MEN wouldn't be taken seriously!!!!!
-
How so? They can both do 80%. This will increase the total number of crimes to 160% but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to pay to protect equality, the second amendment and the free world.
-
🎸🇺🇸🦅
-
That's not how maths works.
[Excuse me while I "mansplain"] But if women want to increase their violent crimes to match men's, they need to increase by an additional 300%. This would result in a total increase of violent crimes of 60% more violent crime.
C'mon girls! Try harder!
Do your part to achieve equality!
Then maybe men can cease being expected to open doors, put toilet seats down, put women and children first, die in wars, buy dinner and flowers, carry all the heavy things, fend off attackers, fix everything, [(quietly)] die younger, thrive without emotional support, be sole provider as a trad-hubby gentleman sigma-male feminist-ally bad-boy softie stoic emoting funny but only in a specific way and tall but not too tall and looking good with a six-pack without spending time working on it and whatever else in the cluster of impossible contradictions, alone.
-
So who’s committing the final 80% of crime then? Nonbinary people?
-
-
-
And they've always gotta be the victim. 🙄
-
I mean jokes are fine but this kinda borders on bad taste
-
If it helps at all, it's not entirely true, statistically, just very slightly funny when not explained. Men are like 75% of the victims in homicides and lead in other violent crimes, if my Googling is correct. Women do lead in other categories, though, so it's still competitive. I'm not trying to take anything away from anybody. But I also admit "borders on bad taste" is pretty much the line I walk.
-
I have to imagine that it was also a joke. I see it as a continuation of the original joke
-
Prudish much?
-
Why? It's factual. According to men, it's always a woman's fault.
-
-
Checkmate feminists.
-
makes ragebait post for men
laughs at men getting ragebaited
pretends like ragebaiting people is progressive in any way
-
Is this ragebait? I'm a man and I thought it was funny. This is the kind of thing I would say to the feminists I know.
-
Its funny to everyone who can handle a joke.
-
-
-
Don’t worry, we men are already evening out the odds by getting our panties twisted in a bunch over a clever meme.
-
That's because you're measuring physical violence, not psychological. We skate under the radar once again.
-
Quoting crime statistics based on gender:
Quoting crime statistics based on race:
-
Quoting crime statistics based on race, like the old "13/50" trope, is often used to enforce racist notions that minority groups are inherently bad people. It's punching down at marginalized people.
This meme, at least as I see it, is the opposite. It's satirizing the usual crap from the anti-feminist crowd claiming that women are inherently inferior. It's punching up at sexist men.
-
Statistics put men globally as being 81% of the victims of violent crime. And the perpetrators of that crime being less than 1% of the male population. So to put it another way, youre making the same argument as racists when they claim that all black guys sell drugs because some black guy sold them a joint one time.
This is just yet another in a long line of "men bad" memes, in an online society that accepts and celebrates bigotry.
-
So....statistics are only valid when they promote your ideals?
Or is it that, in your mind, the stats that don't run parallel with your ideals have obviously been misinterpreted or fudged?
Just trying to figure out your stance on statistical data.
-
-
For real
-
-
Pathetic. Get in the game, women.
-
Imagine running an excavator with a hard hat on like you don't have ROPS/FOPS.
-
"ROPS (Roll-Over Protective Structure) and FOPS (Falling Object Protective Structure) are safety features integrated into heavy machinery to protect operators."
For everyone else unfamiliar with those acronyms!
-
Thank you!!
-
-
Could be in and out of the machine often at a site/plant that requires it outside and doesn't bother to take it off?
The reality is that it's probably a photoshoot
-
I think the brand-newness of her clothes and hard hat, as well as full makeup, indicate that it’s a photo shoot and she is not actually an equipment operator.
-
Yup. Beat me to it. In and out, easiest place to keep it, still on your head.
-
-
I can just imagine it now. Me, in my little hard hat, on a big ol excavator, paying no mind to the ROPS/FOPS overhead, completely safe from all the debris that wants nothing more than to crack open my noggin, excavating to my hearts content!
Oh what a day that would be!
-
And the hat doesn't even have a strap
-
-
I am just a 5’ honey badger waiting for my moment. Closest call was that time Jehovah witnesses peered into my car while I was alone at night outside of a store. Turns out they are easily frightened when you hold your car horn down long enough though.
-
Wow, com'on now we can do this!
-
Everybody knows only black males such as myself commit crimes... : exits scene left when the black face starts to sweat off:
-
Lol great point
-
People refusing to commit crimes deserve a raise.
Those who commit crimes should be living together aways from those who do not.
-
Cheap ragebaits huh ?? There are better ways to garner attention buddy.
-
-
In terms of frequency, women are significantly worse than men; men more damage per physical act of violence.
In terms of emotional and psychological violence, women are so far ahead of the race they disappeared over the horizon.
-
[citation needed]
-
[citation needed]
-
-
-
thats not what an antimeme is, this meme has a very standard punchline
-
-
This ain't it, chief.
-
More like, want to have the same outcome as men at 80% of the effort.
Or am I making a shitty effort meme that mimics OP? If you're offended by this joke and not by OP, think of your own bias.
-
OP is a lighthearted joke that punches up, whereas yours was the opposite. Maybe think about your own biases, jackass.
-
Don't women think it as a bit demeaning to think that they're universally and categorically below men when it comes to jokes?
-
how the fuck is attacking men punching "up"? Are men a monolith in your world?
-
Is it really punching up though? The victim complex is part of the bias, jackass.
Although it might have been funnier to make it 20% effort.
-
-
Studies have shown that males are jailed with 8:2 ratio compared to their female counterparts!
We demand equal prison female population for equal criminal efforts! Just because I'm a woman, does not make me an inferior criminal! lmao..!
-
You're a dickhead
-
And all i had to do is perform 80% of all crimes!
-
-
Hey, it's 80% of reported violent crime. We're just better at it and don't get caught, obvs.
The real reason women love true crime podcasts: learning from the mistakes of others
And watching all the men fail
There were several generations of women that killed abusive husbands in ways that looked like accidents.
Police are already abysmal at actually documenting reported crimes. That's double so when it runs against the toxic reactionary attitudes common to these departments.