Finally I understand it

Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years

and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

Or worse, into waterplay

I don't think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he'd take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.

Could be shit play.

My grandparents were swingers... So somebody was a squirter, might not have been my nan.

And to protect from that word vomit of a headline.

No matter how old I get, I still find it weird thinking, even for a nanosecond, that for me to exist my parents and grandparents had to do THAT kind of thing.

🤮

:-(