rules rule
rules rule
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don't worry, he had a license
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I have a Bad Dragon hat that 99% of the people that see it won't get what it means. I am after that 1%.
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I think a lot more than 1% of young people know, so it heavily depends on the age of the people around you.
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I wear my bad dragon shirts to the office all the time and nobody has ever said anything. They’re just soooo comfy!
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Place I work had a rule that men could not wear shorts, but women could wear capris…. I went out and bought a pair of capris and wore them to work and shortly after, men could wear shorts. Fuck dumb rules.
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Do you still wear the capris?
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Yes. They are comfy around the house pants.
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I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. I'd follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEO's hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, I'd do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.-
I’m in retail management.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didn’t know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all “no nonsense” but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just can’t say it. So… fake eyelashes.
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You know, you could be that imaginary person.
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I need to know the shoes to complete the image
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Either stilettos or the most colorful
snickerssneakers you've ever seen.Edit: Paronyms are the death of the non-native speaker.
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Fuck yeah. Making sure you know he means business.
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I was about to say based but then i noticed overwatch
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Holy shit, so cool :3
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I don’t get the shorts
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Not much point in wearing fishnets if you hide your legs.
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I'm sorry, need help finding them?
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