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Stamets @startrek.website

1y ago

I am starting a petition to have this be a 32c Romulan alternative to Peace and Long Life

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Live fast and get fucked indeed.🖖
- Oh hey, it's Melllvar with 3 L's
  
  I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell 'Melllvar'.
  
  SEER of the tapes! KNOWER of the episodes! TREMBLE before my encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek!!
- Also happens to be my motto when I'm at the bathhouse.

Vulcan: Live long and prosper
Romulan: Live fast and get fucked
- Accurate

Hey, my boss says that to me all the time! He is such a great boss.
(He shortened it to just "Get fucked" but it's the thought that counts)

Best reply would've been "Indeed. My favorite character is Garibaldi, Nathan Fillion really nailed the role"
- 'Use the Force, Harry! '
  - Gandalf
  
  With a picture of Patrick Stewart, in costume for Dune (1984), as a backdrop

"may you live hard and die young"

Now I wonder what makes someone look like they watch Star Trek
- They look like they don't live fast or get fucked.
- Spock ears and a TNG uniform
- His boss followed his twitter. XD

🖖 live fast and get fucked or whatever
🖖 steal and touch butts

I laughed too hard at this, now I have to explain myself to my surroundings
- That desk lamp really be throwing shade at you eh?
  
  The rug didn't get it

Live fast and get fucked or whatever 🖖

They were right with the second one (from the perspective of a red shirt)

Go to hell, and short life or whatever.

there is an episode for people like that boss, with the apropriate LLAP https://imgur.com/a/tc9zd7T

I'm way ahead of you boss lady!
- Your username makes me unreasonably happy! You've done a fantastic job coming up with that and choosing it as your username. Bravo, I say! That's definitely the username of somebody living fast and getting fucked!
  
  I am honored lol

Please let this be in season 4 of Lower Decks, Mariner is perfect for this line!

Avoid death and cower

That picture and caption is outstanding.

I’m a bit sad no one has paired it with “Nanu nanu” yet.
Cries old person tears.

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