OK what is your Roman name?
OK what is your Roman name?

OK what is your Roman name?

Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren't upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
And I thought I had to post this.... Thank you
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
My would be Pussyius
Only if you ate an actual cat.
Starburstius sounds a bit wild
Lasagnius
saladius
Sweat Greens employee at the register:
“What can I get for you?”
Me and the boys:
“Salad us.”
Butterchickenius
fun fact - i do have a roman name irl :)
Butter chicken is delicious, you have good taste in food.
Guess what I cooked today? Butter chickpea. :)
Murgh Makhanius
tylenolius
My son is autismus
Nigirius 🍣. That's not problematic at all.
Hey same. But I would go with sushius.
Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.
Goatius
Cunalingusius
that would be Cuntius
Vaginaius
Pussyius
I'm Fatcockius, let's be friend.
I'm going to the tavern with Assius later want to come?
Came here for this comment. Also assius
Pizzaius
Alcoholius
I thought he was a lesser deity.
Vegetarian Toast Hawai ius
Edit: It's kind of funny because my real name is Kornelius
Burgerius sounds pretty believable
Are you my brother?
I am Crispy Chicken Burgerius!
Dicckius Biggus I guess
Tacobellius
pierogius
MC chicken nuggius
Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius
Anius
Anusius?
Porkius :(
Me too! Or, Shredded Porkius?
Even worse was mine was actually pork belly :(
Zaxbysius
Croissantius
It's got a nice ring to it
Pesto Genovesius
Scrolling the comments looking for Assius...
Cheese Center Oscar Meyer Hot Dogius
Fingerius. So sexy.
Stop eating corpses
General Tsoisius
Tidepodius
ramenius
Spätzlnius, I'm not sure this works 🫤
I got Seel(e)ius
You've lost me what's that?
Pizzaius
No, I AM PIZZAIUS!
Gummi bearius
Cheddar Cheeseius.
Ginger biscuitius
Breadius
In Latin that would be Panisius.
That's what i feel every day, not what i eat ;)
Pfefferbrezlius
Pringlius. Actually, the Aldi knockoff brand that tastes so much better.
Bratius, I dig it
Instant Noodlius also coincidentally my male stripper name
Strudelius
Popcornius
Quesadillius
Porridgius Maximus
pizzaius