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Thales @sh.itjust.works

3d ago

Acetaminophen-American

(TikTok screencap)

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We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can't have any dessert.
- Silence brand, the cheaper off brand is speaking!
- I'm more of an Excedrin guy anyway.
  
  Isn’t that just Tylenol with caffeine?
- Ah, would ypu happen to ve a Tylenolican then?
  Greetings from the Nordics, Panannish guy here

Acetamerican
- This breaks the quote, though. (It's a play on "Black" and "African American")
  @DarkCloud@lemmy.world this may answer your question if it was a real one 🤷‍♂️

Call me Tyler-nol
- Tyler-nol from Flu Club?
  ”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)

Why would autism be limited to Americans?
- We have the original strain.
  
  The Prime Autistic
  
  Hans Asperger was Austrian, not American.
- It's kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.
- I've seen Americans talk about people in Congo as "African-Americans".

The rest of the world will call it Paracetamerican.

I'm a proud Cold+Flu-Severian Acetaminomerican
- Personally I'm a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.

So RFKjr is Anti-Acetaminophen-American

Aceta-American for short (pronounced Ass-American)
- Ableist, smh
  Unless you're an ass guy then I guess it's a compliment

Tylenoutistic

Paracetamol people

Ace
- Uh, while there are ace people who are Acetaminophen american,
  Not all us us Ace folks are Acetaminophen american.

I see the minnow fin - american ☺️

Saluting in the US, your hand should be rotated so that the palm of your hand is toward your own face. The person in front of you should be able to see the back of your hand, not your palm. Also, the tips of your fingers should be touching the outside corner of your eyebrow, or the outside corner of your glasses, or the corner of the brim of your cap. The middle of the forehead is right out.
- That might be the worst salute I've ever seen.
- lol salute this
- Don't worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!
- Wrong, this is the new salute:
  
  (/sarcasm)
  
  I take back his /sarcasm

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