Introducing the Forklift Certified License
It's not following the OSI definition of open-source because i don't give a damn how capital defines its needs.
A well-done mockery of the state of open-source, with a solid parody license as a bonus.
Shouting:
THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED AS-IS...
lol
It's early, but this may well be the best thing I read all day.
The User may not use this Work for prejudiced or bigoted purposes, including but not limited to: ... Belgium denialism
Weird typo there, for the Dutch French border.
(I mean this as a joke btw, Belgians are super nice in my exp).
There are several things about this that make me happy.
Everything about it is wonderful.
A great read, but the styling was giving me flashbacks to this old textbook:
Also your lawyer gonna be terrified by this shit and that’s the whole damn point lmao: if you can pay a lawyer, you can pay me for a license that doesn’t look so fucked up; but if you can’t pay a lawyer, you’re not worth suing.
Beautiful
