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OAuth
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I knew that potato would come in handy!
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My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?
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Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.
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i thought that was !potatosim@lemmy.world what do you mean there's no !potatosim@lemmy.world
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That will give you root access
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We're going to return to user + password in the near future.
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Please drink verification can to continue
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i never stopped
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Log in with the honor system.
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Login with Logout
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My mom says its okay to login
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Half the people in here have logged in with your mom.
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Sorry time=10pm and day=schoolnight so response was 'no'
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Honestly I thought it was great when OAuth started making it easy to use my various pre-existing IDs as logins for websites. But now I cant remember which one is which and my password manager doesn't give me any hints. Sigh.
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Honestly that’s why I just stick with local site auth and a password manager. 1) it lets me remember things via my manager and 2) if it’s compromised, they’ll only have access to that site and not other ones I’ve used to log in with.
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I generally do too. But then you're also at the mercy of whether the site was designed with even the most basic of security in mind. Luckily the password managers all generate unique passwords so one site getting hacked and plaintext passwords stolen won't get my bank info put at risk - but still.
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somebody actually make an app where you log in with your calculator
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Prove you're a bot or a nerd by solving this equation:
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One more reason for me to make an OnlyFans
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It's not the funniest one, I don't have an account, and I don't live near one. But if I ever see the option to log in with Jollibee on any legit service I am already using I am switching over to that ASAP.
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Surely, potato won't sell my data, right?
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No but it expires every 30 days and you need to plant it and grow a new potato before you can log in again
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ah yes, the Monsanto potato strategy. I should have known
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But when you grow a new potato, it won’t be the same potato…right?
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Always pick login with calculator, and spoof someone else's id.
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Login with your mom 👩🦳
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Found the Filipino.
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What's more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?
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With cheese and hotdogs.
It’s actually quite good.
And the mango pies! Oh are they delicious.
Great, now I want Jolibee.
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They were founded in the Philippines though
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i live nowhere near a jollibee 😭
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Login with a solemn promise
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I fucking wish!
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Login with wish?
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wish.com, my one canonical openID
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Form 137, nice.
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Ugh. Moooooooooooooom. I need you to login again
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I'm logging in with a potato!
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Bestest quality
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totally possible, given you can digitally sign PDFs.
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I'll take the XL Pancit Canton, please.
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In Linux this could be reality
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Can i login with your mom?
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Mmmmm... Caldereta...
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Use potato to get root access
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Login with Passierschein A38
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Log in*
Carefully... CAREFULLY!
clicks the Delete My Account Instead button
AH FUCK!