Bear safety
Bear safety
Just chill, it's a stupid joke.
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Why would you want to attract men if the bear is safer?
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Safer than something does not mean it is safe.
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Just ask the bear for help if you’re in trouble.
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The bear is still a minor danger the men attracted are loud and angry and thus in more danger from the bear its more a move to set two potential threats against each other while you escape.
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The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy, or something like that.
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Then you shoot one of those guys in the knee with a small calibre pistol you carry just for this purpose. The bear will get that guy while you can simply walk away at a normal pace.
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You could also mention sea lions too; the outcome will be the same.
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The thing never thought of by women is that the man and the bear were the same entity and he was just doing a little cruisin.
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Gay!
Every time you even mention the bear thing there is a 33% + global_male_sensitivity chance that the argument will spontaneously start up again. Let's see what happens!
I was gonna jokingly say that I could probably punch a bear, but I have an intense fear of bears, even taxidermy ones, so I probably couldn't.
Most bears run away from people, so you wouldn't have to anyway.
Kind of off topic, but what is a fartographer? You have my full attention in this matter
I like to roll the dice