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I’m transitioning…to my super missile weapon, with the select button

Wait is this not what people mean by top surgery?!
- it's not top or bottom, it's literally a sidearm
  
  Wishing all my trans homies be swinging a big and shiny new sidearm soon

sure but can i have one too?
- I believe in equality so yes
  
  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Yesss!
  
  yaaaay

Well, ok, but I draw the line at them having more than 25 missiles
- No assault projectiles
  
  I'm okay with them having regular ammo and an infinite supply of it because they take damage anytime another being touches them.

Can I just do the ball thing?
- Only if you pinky promise not to give yourself head with it
  
  doesn't she like... turn to pure energy in there? hard to self-suck when you're a plasma
  
  ... Nevermind then.

Can I get a list of pros and cons before I make a decision please
- Pros: It would be hella cool
  Cons: Airport security would be a nightmare
  
  Pro: Samus arm makes YOU the security feature of the airport... and anywhere you go, really.

I haven't played the metroid games yet, I really should.
- The music is amazing, the art is gorgeous, I found most of the combat really fun... but I can almost guarantee you'll need to look up a walkthrough at some point. Metroid is notorious for hiding really specific things you need to advance in nearly impossible-to-find spaces on these huge maps that you are constantly backtracking through anyway.
  
  Played Metroid Prime on GC as a kid, got stuck, couldn't manage to advance and stopped playing. Decade later wanted to tackle the game finally. Stuck at the same part. Goddamn.
- They’re really great. I’m in the middle of Samus Returns on the 3DS while I wait for Prime 4 to come out.
- Super Metroid and Metroid Prime series are fantastic. Metroid Dread is fun.

Make mine shoot country gravy please.
- Okay but you have to find the buttermilk upgrade on your own.

Time to put the phobos in transphobes.

This is my solarpunk dream.

And don't forget double jumps!

Samus should protect them, because that is the only name someone will hear(c)

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