Just Twitter imploding.

He's a 13 year old billionaire
- This article about twitter ends with:
  
  X aka Twitter has not been contacted for comment because it is known to only send a poop emoji in reply to media queries.
- I happen to have a 13-year-old child. She is far more mature than this. If someone asked her a reasonable question, responding with a poop emoji would be the last thing she would think of.
- Richie removed.
- The worse thing is people are still paying attention to what he does. Why? I have no fucking idea.
Well, there you have it. Finally. A way to permanently block Elon's posts.
This must be some mental issue.
- Affluenza.
But getting blocked by Elon means you don't get his spam posts any more, right? So that's a good thing for the recipient overall.
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Man this is the type of shit archer would pull of. Wtf
- Only difference being that Archer, despite his childishness, would donit in a clever way, as he actually has a brain.
  
  He would also likely stop before it went too far as he actually has a conscience and some humility.
  
  Also if Archer did it, it would be funny.

I think he's gonna implement a paywall for blocking.

I’m placing my money on this
- I was here before this was added
OMG, that is IT! You were right on the money.
So damn right

"Blocking for me, not for thee! So decrees the king of X!" - Elon Musk

I'm picturing him wearing a towel as a cape with a burger king paper crown and wielding a paper towel roll as a scepter.

I want to see catturd2 on mastodon specifically so I can nuke whatever instance'll have him from orbit

He's definitely going to make Blocking a feature available on a higher priced subscription tier. Take it away, say people "convinced" him that some still want it, make up some BS about how maintaining the feature has a cost to Twitter and make people pay for it.

It'd probably cost a lot as he'd code it- each time a tweet is pulled up there'd be a full search to see which users have the tweet author blocked. If the returned list has the viewer's ID included then set the style for the tweet to not be visible.
- Check is done by querying the list of users and running a for loop to see if any user names match the user name of blocked users. This is all handled on the client side and optimised by exposing the SQL server. Security is maintained by banning anyone who uses the word "drop" in any query (after the query goes through).

But I thought blocking was pointless, Elon

yes, I read the post too.

wasnt catturd theorised to be muskies alt

Just a fanboy Muskovite who got upset when Elon didn’t send him money for posting crap.

Ah I love when two bad people fight

If only they could have a cage match, and that cage is lowered into a volcano.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer turd

Am I an idiot or does this image make no sense
- No, you're right.
The upvotes on this show people just upvotes musk hate without reading

womp womp

Argh! He found a way to block my shtoyle.

I thought they were like butt buddies 😂

What a doofus

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Can someone tell me how to block this sub because you lot are as pathetic as his dick riding fans.

You actually made and run a page dedicated to him. Could you ride his cock any harder?

You... realize that's the entire point of this community... right?

So that all Musk content can be posted here so that people like you can block one community instead of trying to filter out of all communities.
How about you learn to use the site you're on?
It'd be like I was in a PlayStation community and complained they were obsessed with Sony

Block the community, the one specifically named to talk about musk
- Thx
I laughed at your insults, but second your question. Can I filter the "everything" page? Or do I need to use my subscriptions only? I keep discovering new communities I wanna follow.