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MTG Baselessly Claims Georgia Prosecutor Is ‘Guilty of’ RICO Crimes, Not Trump

www.rollingstone.com MTG Baselessly Claims Georgia Prosecutor Is 'Guilty of' RICO Crimes, Not Trump

The congresswoman called the indictments against Trump “pure communism” and part of a “giant collaboration basically to affect the 2024 election”

The congresswoman called the indictments against Trump "pure communism" and part of a "giant collaboration basically to affect the 2024 election"

Marjorie Taylor Greene is accusing Fulton County Prosecutor Fani Willis — without evidence — of the very crimes Willis has charged Donald Trump with committing.

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Ah, i see she has invoked the famous "I know you are but what am i" talking point
- Only now do we understand the full gravity of the passing of Paul Reubens. For decades he was the sacred keeper of this powerful spell. With his exit from our plane of existence, the power has falling into the hands of the minions of the dark hesperidium wraith.
  
  We need another hero to reclaim the spell. A loner, Dottie...a Rebel...
- Inb4 Fani turns the tables again with a perfectly-timed "no u".
- Little does MTGlue know that whatever she’s says about Fani bounces off…
- Hopefully she's incapable of flipping to "I know I am, but what are you?" in the likely next attempt to make her look foolish!

I thought Marx's chapter about charging Donald Trump with his alleged crimes after his presidency was an odd departure from the rest of the book too, glad MTG is shining a light on these issues. Nice to see she's well-versed in the legal maxim of immo tibi as well.
- I’m adoring the “no you” in Latin.

"No u"
-This removed
- She's so fucking stupid, that's honestly the best she has.
  
  They're not really this stupid it's an act and is similar to what Russia did when Putin tried to fake election fraud BS. That's where Republicans learned it.

She thinks RICO is a person.

Stop feeding Bigot Barbie with attention. Don't play into its outrage baiting. Internet trolls taught us this a long time ago.
- Exactly this. We should be disowning and excluding then entirely. Teach your children why it's inappropriate to do business or keep relationships with conservatives. Exclude hate by excluding haters.

MTG is so far up Trump’s butt that I bet she digests his food before he does.
- She's a tapeworm?
  
  That's unkind to tapeworms.
- You mean marge greeene? MTG is a card game.

How does that even make sense?
edit: to be clear, this is a rhetorical WTF? but by all means keep the replies coming. Vent, and feel better.
- When you have the mental acuity of a microwaved hot pocket anything can make sense.
  
  At least a hot pocket can effectively burn you.
  
  microwaved by a space laser
  yup, makes sense
- Conservatives don't have beliefs - they have slogans.
  Rational argument is not what they're doing.
  Trying to "make it make sense" makes no goddamn sense. Please stop. It won't work.
  
  The card says "moops."
- The long-standing legal principle of "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever I say bounces off of me and sticks to you".
  
  I’m still working out how they defended T***pers literally rubbing shit on the walls of Congress.
- Doesn’t have to make sense. It riles her base which is all she cares about

I'm not a towel, you're a towel.

She also declared trump to be rubber and the Georgia DA to be glue. Checkmate libs.

I’m always confused about why Magic the Gathering has to be involved with politics.
- They called the fucking Pinkertons.
- That would actually make more sense than half the shit that comes out of this removed's mouth.

Can you nail a sitting member of Congress for slander?
- Not if they're a conservative
- Don't they get immunity for things said on the floor? Otherwise I'm not sure but that's the only restriction I've heard on it, and even that may have limits. Couldn't read the article either so just reverted to reading the headline and commenting, as is tradition.
  
  Only if it’s in pursuit of their duties.
  Hard to see how incitement of an insurrection applies
  For example, if you were having a discussion about socialism and providing health care and stuff… you’d be immune for saying that the republicans are in the pockets of big corpo, that would be protected.
  If boebert walked in and just announced that Greene likes rainbow kitten stuffed animals…. Well first, greene’d have to prove it’s not true, and that it was intentionally a lie

So….
What do y’all think she thinks “RICO” means?
- Republican In Crayon Only
- She thinks he's one of them damn mexicans

I'd be surprised if her IQ is higher than my shoe size.
- I'll bet she loses a few points every time she goes to the bathroom.
- My shoe size is 5, and I just cackled. I should use that line.
  "What, double digits?" "Oh no. No no. My shoes are single digits."

Well, MTG is the product of incest and has had 71 abortions. She also beat a hobo to death with a bottle of boone’s farm.
- For a bottle of Boone's Farm.

Didn't espect this from a card game
- She played Reverse Damage

Fuckwit says fuckwit shit

Of all the GOP Nazis, this one is the dullest.

I know you are but what am I?

Michael Scott : I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Stanley : That's not what a hate crime is.
Michael Scott : Well, I hated it, a lot, okay.

Straight from the leader of the GOP's intellectual wing.

I really think someone should explain to her what communism actually is. I don't have any hope it would make a difference though.

Maggie doesn't really understand what words mean. She's like a parrot that just repeats the words that seem to get some kind of response when she first hears them.

“No RICO, no RICO, you’re the RICO”
MTG, probably

Sooooo.....actual delusional,crazy people in office is fine. Sure.

Someone tell her that Trump won't pick her ...
- He might.
  He picks VP based on best blowjob.
  
  Poor Mike Pence.
  
  So definitely RFK Jr. then.

MTG Baselessly claims contains a pleonasm.

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