Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex
The far-right commentator made the wild claim on his podcast.
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets 'flustered'.
“This is the way.”
Wait. This isn't the Onion?
wow, Pete's turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they'd get rid of the racial minorities first
Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won't go out with you.
TELL ME ABOUT GAY SEX DAMN IT! DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN VIVID DETAIL! LEAVE NOTHING OUT!
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.
After he literally argued in court that no reasonable person would believe anything he says is true.
lmao
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
I'm curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There's oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can't stick it in the front side.
Tucker’s a little curious.
Typical conservative
Bi-curious.
I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.
Haha, I was wondering what he would even ask.
"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?
Not very effectively, no.
To be fair, a lot of people including those on the far left were gatekeeping gayness during the 2020 primary. It’s not new for Buttigieg.
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
Tucker Carlson is a little removed.
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
Bro just wants to take notes.
Vigorously and with mounting fervor.
Hey Tucker, you're a fake straight until you give me intimate details about your sexual life :3
Oh yeah? Well if you're so gay then why can't I suck your girthy dick?
-- Tucker "The Sucker (Throat Goat)" Carlson
carlson's kgb handler: "become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?" (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)
That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.
So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.
So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?
I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.
Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight
I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the 'weird'
"Where is it? How can I have some?"
Tucker: "So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do... SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out."
Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.
Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.
Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.
Is that because Tucker would know?
Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.
The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.
You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.
Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.
“Like, real slow. In a whisper, in a really up close and personal interview. Mmhmm.”
Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn't gay. I wouldn't be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn't be gay. Cause obviously there's no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.
Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he's had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.
Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.
he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn’t be gay
I have a gay friend who sometimes sleeps with women. He's primarily into men, so he doesn't consider himself bi. But even so, he's been with more women than most straight guys have. He's a ruggedly handsome and engaging guy and women really like him. Men like him too. He's also a hell of a guy to go out partying with: I've been out until dawn with him on more than one occasion. I keep myself in good shape, but wish I had even half of his stamina.
And yeah, there are plenty of other gay guys who would be repelled by the idea of sleeping with a woman. As for me, I don't tell my queer friends how to be queer. Gold Star, omni-slut, all good, as long as they're not trying to fit other people into the box they've chosen for themselves.
"He's talking about gay sex! This man can't be president! Think of the children!"
Tucker wants to bottom for ol Pete.
So moronic of Tucker.
Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.
F Tucker!
But also, Dems shouldn't run Wall Street Pete...
No one should be seriously quoting Brianna Joy Gray. She lost all credibility when she and Jimmy Dore advocated for that ridiculous "Force the Vote" bullshit, a few years ago. She has about all the political acumen of a rubber mallet.
