If you or a loved one have received a DM from a goat, you may be entitled to compensation

There's another link in the context link that's actually informative! 😅

Satire is not saying I sent unsolicited nudes to people. It's harassment.

but thank you anyway. unfortunately tankies have already latched onto it, probably because they made it up.

Lies against our Lord and Savior of Brackets, [your favorite ball handler]

Oh no, personal callouts rife with lies and/or missing context? Poor baby.