The fuck is even happening

lulz u f0rg0t l33tsp33k

Probably because you grew up with it an understand it. Here's some 1950s brainrot slang:

I'm a circled guy to an ex paper shaker when this bird dog tried to bash her ears at this fat city place, not supermurgitroid!

Literally any discussion about Pokeyman (or Yugioh, etc.) our parents overheard was complete nonsense noises to them. I've had this brought to my attention by my mother, but only as an adult.

Also, anything we picked up from our era of flash videos - e.g., someone saying "so, this is the

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In any case, it's an important skill to learn the new slang: as an old, it gives you the power to make it "cringe" by using it. Very fun, on god

I think due to the internet being less of a thing, slang was a lot more localised.

We definitely got a bit of influence from London slang (I grew up outside London) that never made it up to my cousins in Lancashire, however they had a load of different slang I hadn't heard of.

I saw a post about slang being linked to platforms shadow blocking and de-monetizing posts with key words i.e. dead, suicide etc. Which lead to "not alive" slang, or something similar.

I'm too old for this.

Yeah I'm on the same page as you - I remember we had some little differences here and there but it was nothing like it is today.

They're super proud of it too - the zoomers around me like to talk about it and explain their slang and I have to bit my tongue because I feel like if I was honest and told them 99% of their slang is dumb as shit I would just sound like the old 'get off my lawn' type.

Though that would still be preferable to a dad in my orbit who has gone all in on the slang of his alpha kids and just sounds like the 'hello fellow youth' type.

Most non-mainstream millenial slang was related to drugs, I think

Nah, you're not wrong. Sure, there was some more obscure stuff, but I'd say most could be figured out by context or from a traceable evolution from previous generations' slang. The difference now is video-based social media has slang spreading and evolving at lightspeed. It's impossible to keep up unless you're immersed in that bubble either directly or by proxy of peers.

Gaming slang, for sure. Also, all of the early internet initialisms like LOL

I never remember my parents asking “what the hell are you saying?”

I was a teenager in the 1980s. My dad picked me up from a party one night and happened to see the video that was playing on MTV. During the ride home he went on and on about how disturbing the imagery and lyrics from the video were.

It was "Cuts Like a Knife" by Bryan Adams. Imagine thinking fucking Bryan Adams is triggering the apocalypse lol. He's Canadian for pete's sake!

Same. I remember trying to do crossword puzzles, and half of them were like, "Name of the actress who played X in the 90s series title." Me: Hell if I know... name of a purple crystal used for jewelry and home decorations? oh yeah, I know this one!"

I've never cared about celebrity news for the sake of celebrity news, but I've found I very much care about the actual creation of the art that I like.

That means sometimes I know about the relationship history of the songwriters whose albums I listen to, knowing that a post-divorce album might explore those themes. Same with when a standup comedian I like becomes a parent, knowing that the observational humor may shift as a result.

For television and film, I know who's signing deals with who, which actors and directors like working with each other, what some prior screenwriter was doing before the current project, which studios have reputations for interfering with the artistic vision, which directors and producers have reputations for mismanaging resources, which characters had to be written off of shows for off-set reasons, etc., because it all affects the end product.

For sports, some of the off-field drama can affect the on-field product (suspensions or personnel movement for non-sports reasons, weird health conspiracy theories affecting one's return from injured status).

So I don't really mess with celebrity gossip in itself, but I do follow industry news in television, film, music, the sports I like, and any other entertainment I enjoy.

I would be so much more impressive at jeopardy if it wasn't for all the celebrity questions!

Wait, that was easy to parse?

I suspect you're making half of this stuff up but I can't prove a thing

Livvy is Livvy Dunne the gymnast. And apparently Gronk is trying to hype up his very young son as a future athlete.

No. Baby gronk was a sensation a few years ago in like u12 football because he was bigger than all the other kids ie he is a “baby” gronk. His dad promotes him hella on socials and now he’s an internet celebrity. “Drip king” can refer to a lot. Here I’d say it’s how well does he dress and what kind of aura does he have. But it’s a catch all term in this context. Livvy Dunne is a former LSU gymnast who became a huge internet celebrity around the same time as baby gronk, so there was a lot of talk of baby gronk rizzing her up and iirc they met up one time.

“Baby gronk rizzing up Livvy” is also a meme that has been around a couple years because it’s a silly sentence.

Slang travelled through print magazines, underground zines, radio, musicians, books, etc.

On the other hand, we don't need to try to understand slangs anymore, because they will be obsolete tomorrow in the morning, when a new one appears.

When I was a 12 year old people were drawing that pointy S, which first started showing up in graffiti in the 70's but became a staple in middle school notebooks by the 90's. Somehow it had gone fully national without seeming to have any adult influence in its spread.

Also around the same time, "my bad" entered the lexicon, and went from basketball-coded slang to basically mainstream acceptance by the 90's, with this blog post from 2005 amusedly marking its use among Ivy League faculty members.

you seriously dont care if Baby Gronk is the new drip king or not? whaaaaat?

I had not one, not two, but THREE different people tell me about Taylor Swift.

I do not care.

But they are more important than people.

This is the product in question. Had no idea it was a thing. If it's not sticky, it might be a cool office fidget toy.

Imagine that. A tabloid news rag that used a clickbait headline? I'm shocked! SHOCKED!

.... Well, not that shocked.

A few more years, and I'll finally become cool. Hehe, yes, just a few more years...

I'm a school bus driver and my kids act like their slang is some kind of secret language that I can't possibly understand. They apparently aren't aware that google is a thing.

Just say the words they do. Nothing will make something uncool faster than a parent adopting it.

The one from the Turtles?

Jesus Christ, am I old enough now that Romeo and Juliet and Titanic are in the same category?

fetch? which fetch? browser fetch?

Also wasn't this proven to be a completely made up troll?

There's "living" like a forest and there's "living" like bathroom mold.

Recte. Et relinquam te post dandum lingua!

People are joking in this thread and its normal older generations dont understand, deal with it.

Beside that, drips was the slang word for gonnorhea, strange evolution like if your kids start to say raw dogging instead of like.

Here two example: 1 look at my drip (Old) look at my gonnorhea (New) look at my outfit

2 I really raw dogged my teacher (hypothetical) (Old) I really fucked my teacher without a condom (New) I really like my teacher

This is what is going on and where all the fun is in this specific slang, no need to thank me for the explanation.

I personally find language evolution like this super interesting, informal language has evolved a lot thanks to the internet

I'm 42 and I never understood the fascination with celebrity news.

Not when I was younger, and certainly not now.

The most I want to see about celebs is "[famous actor] known for playing [major role] died at [age] from [cause]"

Anything short of that, I just don't have any fucks to give.