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fossilesque @mander.xyz

3d ago

cum 2 mummy

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"Male" Sorry? They are Hermaphrodites. Not Male or Female.
- Gotta shove the gender normativity in there somehow
- that was what wigged you out? not the genital jousting to achieve sexual domination over another?
  not the phallic whacking. that part is fine. that's just normal tuesdays.
  
  Meanwhile I'm over here like
  Genital jousting: no probs, carry on
  Their coloring: wtf that can't be natural, gotta be digitally enhanced, no way these oil slick looking mfers actually that rainbow irl
  
  But that is a thing though, while them being male isn't. They're pointing out a factual error, not saying "This detail made me go yuck most".
  How have you managed to not understand this?
  
  Yeah, this isn't news to me that this is a thing. Saw articles on this ~ 20 years ago. Complete with grainy images of the tiny flatworms "fencing".
  Was weird then. Got used to the idea since. Worse to me is some of parasites like toxoplasma gondii that just get to rewrite what smells you like so that they can get back into a cat.

- Schwanz

Swordfighting to see who gets to top, ill allow it
Edit: who gets the high ground goddammit it was right there
- I thought we were all doing this? My partner told me everyone does this
  
  I feel the need to inform you that not all humans have penises.

lets his opponent win
Oh no! Guess you have to inseminate me! Dang it! 😩

ahh so genital jousting is derived from nature

I've had several nights like this. Oh no! I lost again! 🥹

tapeworms just "do themselves" to make fertilized eggs.

I wish this upon all self proclaimed alpha males

Is that what a flatworm looks like?
I would not describe that as flat. It looks like some kind of dragon imo.

Reminds me of being in high school again and "jousting"

"Loser"

is this the animal from which college kids evolved

Foreplay.

"See babe I told you phallus fencing is a very natural thing!"

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