Conspiracy Rule

This land belongs to the native transsexuals and always has!

I had a neighbor growing up who was opposed to legalizing same-sex marriage in our state. Why? Oh, it was because he was legitimately convinced that it would ruin his gay son's marriage, which had occurred in Massachusetts and was currently recognized by our state. He thought his son would have to get remarried again in our state, and that was unfair and discriminatory to his beloved son. "Why should he have to get married again just because he's gay?!?"

You're going to hear it from the other end of the country, when that egg cracks.