Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media

...the only hope he has is to experience ego death from a heroic dose of LSD or Ketamine. This will literally shatter his ego, and completely reshape his personality. A complete factory reset if you will.

I feel like that's our best hope at this point. We need some comicbook super villain to poison our drinking supply with LSD to factory reset most of us.

Onion is just transcribing Greentext into articles.

"No. It's every woman in the world that's wrong."

LMFAO

But fuck local misogynist Bryce Turner for getting a first date though. I can't even do that.

The Hard Times really is a solid B- with headline writing, aren't they.

Can't fault the spirit though.