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People can remember the Konami code but :-q-! is too difficult apparently.
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Except it doesn't work because you're in edit mode.
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Or ZZ, more simple and immediately after typing it you start hearing random ZZ Top song.
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Me hoping it's "Waiting for the Bus"
Damn, "Legs" again.
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Driving While Blind
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If you were about to type VirtualBox instead of Qemu or virt-manager, you deserved it!
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HELP! HOW DO I EXIT VIM? i've been stuck here for months, had to create my own browser from scratch.
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The first time I got stuck in VI, cell phones didn't have internet yet. We were a one computer household. I had printed out some instructions on how to modify XF86 configs. I had tried typing out every version of [ESC] I could come up with.
If it wouldn't have been for VI I would have been into Linux probably a decade earlier. It's now my editor of choice but it probably wouldn't have killed them to detect control x and give you a little hint text somewhere.
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[ESC]
:!pkill -9 ^vi
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This joke was made ten thousand times but this version is not low effort. I appreciate it.
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I just can't quit making
vijokes-
Only six?
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I usually use
vimso I guess technically it's 994 jokes.
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When you reboot your computer to exit a program.
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This joke is so stale you could make penicillin out it.
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Ah shit.. The trash comedy folks made it here after all
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:q!
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but what about the church of EMACs?
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that's a different operating system
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Is he running his system from something like FAT to make executing VI do something useful?
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Glad the genie could escape
