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toothpaste_ostrich @feddit.nl

4mo ago

Uh...

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Vibecoding:
go to chatgpt
ask it to make an app
ask it to fix errors (ad infinitum)
???
sell app (optional)
get sued and ruin your reputation (hopefully)
- Largely accurate apart from special-purpose tools usually being employed instead of ChatGPT
  
  Same thing. Coding agents just automate the third step and waste even more money and energy.
- The ??? isn’t a reference to underpants gnomes. It’s just that no one has ever gotten LLMs to actually fix its own bugs to find out what that step is

It’s using AI to ruin your codebase and build technical debt.
I think it is very funny and fully support companies doing this to themselves.
- The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays
  
  I think the most hilarious thing was their public Copilot demonstration working on the .NET source code. They basically showed the world that copilot isn't ready for serious work.
  
  It were they that have been bragging that more than 50% of their code was written by AI, weren't?
  Anyway, that's counted by lines of code, not in number of mini-vans. They can still use a better statistic.

I honestly thought vibe coding was a joke until someone posted a video about it and then realized people were serious.
It's basically the equivalent to your friend who has a brilliant idea for an app and just needs you to do the coding for it - without having any clue how IT actually works.
- I thought it was a joke until someone at my company gave a company wide presentation on how to use AI to accelerate coding and st several points flat out ADMITTED he didn't know what the hell it was doing but you just need to 'baby sit' it and you get useful scripts out of it. I'm a hardware engineer and I wanted to scream at him.
  
  It's not just for coding either. Yesterday, my senior director used Google's AI to ask about the architecture to integrate one of our vendor products with our ERP system (usually my job). Fortunately the AI did me a solid and said "This is a highly complex integration 🤯".
  Yeah... No shit, that's why so many of us are employed. Shit's complicated.
- Now, your friend with the birlliant idea doesn't need you anymore and can ask a chatbot to make his brilliant app all by himself!
  That is definitely a great benefit of vibe coding: it's an idiot magnet and frees up our brainspace.

imagine your mom using an llm to write an app...

It's going to an llm and typing in the text box "make me an app that does X" then patting yourself on the back for "coding".

Prompt an LLM to write a bit of code that does something. Do this 9000 times until it spits out something that vaguely accomplishes this task. You can't push any of the fever dream nonsense it created into the main branch until you check it thoroughly. In the end you spend more time with this process than you would have if you'd just written it yourself.
The C suite and the board members continue jerking each other off as they call this "efficiency."

Original definition: using AI to create a small bespoke kinda-crap-but-it-works apps or games for personal use. It's a shitty proto but it's interesting.
(My reaction: ooo not my jam but that sounds neat I guess)
Modern definition: it's a multi-quadrispillion dollar industry and it's the future according to some very important board members.
(My reaction: ...capitalism ruins fucking everything)

It's what in about 2 years, will allow hackers to drain your back accounts through an obvious security flaw in your banking app
- What if I told you that with our advanced security AI agent we can scan your code and .. Wait sorry, we just got hacked, nvm.
  
  "Our AI security reviews 20,000 configurations every hour. Your money is safer than - shit. Well, nevermind. There's no money left. Excuse me, I need to leave the country."

Neither do vibe coders.

Have you tried asking Copilot what it is?
- "Vibe coding" is an informal term, mostly used in online programming communities, that refers to writing code in a relaxed, intuitive, or improvisational way rather than following a strict plan or methodology.
  It’s often associated with:
  Experimentation → typing out ideas, running them quickly, and adjusting on the fly.
  Flow state → coding while listening to music, late at night, or just for fun without rigid structure.
  Prioritizing creativity over rules → not worrying too much about best practices, efficiency, or readability at first—just "feeling out" the solution.
  Playfulness → sometimes it means coding with minimal context, like making something cool without knowing exactly how it’ll end up.
  Some people use “vibe coding” positively (as in getting into the zone and letting intuition guide you), while others use it humorously or critically (as in writing spaghetti code without much forethought).
  Would you like me to give you some examples of how vibe coding looks in practice—like snippets that show the contrast between "structured coding" vs. "vibe coding"?

Oh is that what it is...
awkwardly zips up pants *
- vibe coding is very dirty.
  
  Wait. it’s not a new dating buzzword invented by VICE to generate click baits?

Wikipedia defines it as
Advocates of vibe coding say that it allows even amateur programmers to produce software without the extensive training and skills required for software engineering.
Now if you replace some words you see how absolutely bonkers the idea in general is:
Advocates of aircraft autopilots say that it allows even amateur pilots to fly large airplanes without the extensive training and skills required for commercial pilots.
- Mhhhh Yes and no
  Should vibe coding be used in critical infrastructure. Hell nah
  But could I could not care less if someone vibecodes a game or the one millionth second brain productivity app.

Its a way to imagine you don't need a developer.

Is that “A1” coding for companies now?
- I thought that guy AL Jippity was just doing a ton of work. Like a 10,000x dev.

I remember when the term was first coined and it meant something like “asking an llm to code and NOT attempting to validate, fix or correct the outputs yourself. Just keep prompting in natural language until it works.” It was supposed to be a joke - this sort of use hits a wall pretty quickly and illustrates how limited llms can be.
The term has taken off and its meaning is now in flux. I did find it particularly amusing seeing all the LinkedIn lunatics start posting LLM written garbage about “integrating vibe coding Into your workflow” because they thought it was the new buzz word… and I guess they were right.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0

It's using tools like Claude or other agentic AI to collaboratively make an app. It's a fun novelty until you realize people paid more than you are doing it without knowing what they're doing and getting away with it.

When you go to the ER & just start vibe-coding so now the nurses have to debug you.
/s

It's a great thing to point idea guys towards so they don't waste your time.

Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It's like that.
- Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol
  
  Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?
  Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!
  Lol

Its a strawman made up by copyright crusaders, to belittle people who use new technology.

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