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fossilesque @mander.xyz

4d ago

Super Weaner

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The scientific name for this phenomenon is a heckin chonky honker.
- Wean-supream

Lactose Acceptance
- Has tolerance gone too far??
  
  We've moved past mere tolerance. Lactose inclusion. Lactose pride. Lactose celebration.

You may not like it but this is what peak weaner performance looks like.

If Cartman was a seal.

Are you weaning, son?

What is weaning?
- Converting a baby's diet from entirely milk diet, to introducing increasing amounts of solid foods.

These poor fellows don’t tend to survive unfortunately
- Definitely doesn't look quick enough to escape from a predator...
  Maybe they weaned him wrong on purpose, as a ~~joke~~ survival tactic.
  
  he sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him

Or in the Linnean taxonomy, chungus
- Chungus chungus var. biggus

Absolute unit

That is a massive seal

What a weaner.

So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!

They’re usually too fat to dive

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