Caption this.

While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

trump. musk. putin.

"I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean"

Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

fig 3 diarrhea

A guide to stand like the Trumps

Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

“I skipped arm day…”

We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won't believe #5!

Various stages of holding in your pee

Pop Lock and Drop it

The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

Saddam Hussein's silhouette yoga.

"How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism"

Armless pole dancing.

The name's Bob... Shishka Bob

priming the orifice

Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

How to sit on the toilet fabulously

Dune Part 3

Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.

Source?

Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.

Man without arms attempts pole vault

Pooperation (Poop Preparation)

The Roman’s utilized pole arms extensively in military exercises. The figures below illustrate use for the squat position.

Homestar Runner in human form

Correct approach to shitting

Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership

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"Brust raus, Bauch rein!" (old german proverb)

An analysis of trump's posture?

Herman the worm

Bro where do you even get all of these weird diagrams

Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

The FitnessGram PACER Test 2025 Edition

Bean posture

... is this Loss?

Posing as a human

Thalidomide boogie

Kenshi character creation

Vlad's highschool diary

Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.

Methods of compensation for lack of ankle mobility.

For some reason all I can see when I look at this is this guy

Is this loss?

Finding the Center of Gravitas.

The Vitruvian Modern Man

Me getting it on with your mom

1. Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin's dick.
2. Putin's dick makes Trump arch his back.
3. Trump loves to sit on Putin's dick.