What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?
What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?
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Visit the white house. Then the congress.
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Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
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Same. And then retire to the woods.
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I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to...
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With a full belly, to the companies of many La'Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
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I'd be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody's expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
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2 chicks at the same time.
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Fuckin A
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...fuckin A.
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Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
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Willing to bet at least two are though and that's all it takes
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Lick my own asshole.
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Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.
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What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
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Omg you'd be so Apex.
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Physics experiments.
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Would you don PPE?
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As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
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Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I'm thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
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I would fight crime and injustice
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He didn’t say White Tiger.
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If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is
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Eat the rich.
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Pounce on Calvin every single time.
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Eat some faces and never be caught because I'm invisible.
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I misread that as "eat some feces" at first, but either way I guess you do you.
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He means "pretend to be a leopard."
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Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.
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No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can't be seen.
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Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
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I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
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can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
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I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
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But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can't write, so his tomatoes have no name).
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Yeah he can't read but he's rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
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Bump into someone every once in a while, watch as confusion spreads.
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I'd find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I'd go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
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No one said you could transform back...
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I never said I would.
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Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I'd still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I'd have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I'd still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn't it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?
All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.
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No
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I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
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Hmm. You really wouldn't miss anything? There's more risk if you're visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
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Eat Jeff Bezos
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We won't see.
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thats oddly specific.
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Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.
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I would chill tf out
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Eat an invisible antelope
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I will go summit the Everest.
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Really depends on a few things.
If it's like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it's just a normal tiger that's invisible, but without limits on how long and I'm in full control, no idea.
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Find dog owners to don't pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.
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Not kill anyone in my town, that's for sure. I've read the Gwern Death Note post
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