Microsoft launches inquiry into claims Israel used its tech for mass surveillance of Palestinians

Mmmhm... just as I've been conducting an inquiry into the benefits of quitting smoking for over a decade now...

“We’re sorry… we’ll definitely stop, definitely don’t look at anything else we might have done for them.”

It turns out that they did do that, we knew all along, and we're ok with it.

Microsoft

They will put up a committee to fire everyone who let the information leak