I could use some serious advice as to whether or not to do this

“Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”

Here's the serious advice: whenever you have to think about it like this, don't do it.

Hello everyone and welcome, happy to see some familiar faces once again! 👍

If they can take the joke then why not? Just don't overdo it. Once is enough.

You for sure have to clear that joke with the couple first. Personally I would find it hilarious.

I'd clear it with the couple. It's their day.

End with "see you next time".

My dad and mom got engaged after dating for like a week. He finishes the story with "but that was my first wife". They were married until he died.

If it's the Sam bride then absolutely.

Getting hard to find good sense of humor. Everyone’s afraid of offending someone. I tend to avoid environments where I feel like I’m walking on eggshells. In short, I wouldn’t want to attend a wedding in which such humor is unacceptable.

If both the bride and groom are divorced, and both have a good sense of humour, I'd go for it

I think it’s great!

Wait for the third one.

Only if both spouses were previously married, and you ask first. With the right crowd, that's a howler.

You know, this was healthy for me to read. Because it shows me just how... Weird... Marriage is.

Am I going to get married again? Only if they are in a similar economic situation as me. I learned that lesson. Which makes it unlikely. Six figure income, with retirement AND health insurance? I might as well be trying to pick up chicks at a wargaming club, or looking out for sharks in a chlorinated swimming pool.

But my ex... Well I certainly wouldn't be invited to the wedding. And if I was, I wouldn't go. How could I? The whole time I'd be singing "praises" about her red flags, telling the story about what she did to me, how her furure-ex-husband is going to be quite disappointed. Oh and if by chance he has a well earning career, I hope he's ok with her being entirely dependent and then demanding more.

And then I'd leave with "all right, see you guys at the next wedding."

If I were in the audience you’d be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech you’re going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.

I’d recommend not.