First 1 aint so bad, but the others r jus annoying af
First 1 aint so bad, but the others r jus annoying af
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After rubbing one out and then making a sandwich, you just spend the rest of the day swapping between the remaining 2 until you finally fall asleep.
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...just once per day? Amateur..
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Save the effort and just eat your cum. Best clean up there is
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So you have 2 moods: unhappy and distracted by a physical need, and unhappy.
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being in a constant state of horny is a curse nobody should carry. at some point it feels like you're an engine fueled by pornography and you rub yourself ragged to the point you're about to throw a rod...but you can't stop because a new video just dropped and you've got one last ticket to hornytown.
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I agree with the first sentence. Then, why would you watch porn if you are horny all the time? It's like trying to stop a fire with oil.
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About to throw a rod
If you throw that rod, it wouldn't be a problem any more 🤷♂️
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This sounds more like addiction than horniness
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Why not all 4 at the same time.
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I want food, I want sex, I want to go home.
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Tired, Horny, Hungry
Pick two.
That’s me at any given time.
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Have you tried getting high too?
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Makes me hungry, back to the three basic states of man.
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Maestro: "All together now!" :D
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I totally have this one. What're the other three?
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Me: Man, my life sucks ass and I don't know how to fix because I have apparently exhausted all the possibilities. I want to be dead.
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I‘m sorry you’re feeling this way. Don’t forget that you matter, you are not alone, and that there are people that can help you get through tough times. If you can, think about reaching out to a free & confidential crisis line.
- Befrienders Worldwide (find help in many countries): befrienders.org
- 988 Lifeline (US): Call or text 988, 988lifeline.org
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Have you tried ice cold showers at 4am?
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I wish i had something to say to male it worthwhile to stick around.
Instead, i guess: do not go quietly.
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Twist:
Depression causes the anxiety and the basic local discontent.
Horny and hungry is your brain trying to save itself from the depression
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