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Godric @lemmy.world

1y ago

"This place is like a family"

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Bro I am a manager myself and I dont trust my Manager. These shitty corporate structure are the worst.
- My manager is super nice and I know well that if it helps his career he would shank me in the bathrooms.
  
  Lol so fucking true

Also, relevant Ryan George: https://youtu.be/gnWutAm4En4

I'm pretty sure that this is the most high res version of this meme I've seen to date.
- This ones been sitting on someone's hard drive since the early days of the meme, before compression artifacts rotted it.
  
  That or maybe AI cleanup

There are three things that claim they are family: relatives, work, and The Olive Garden. Out of those things, only one provides unlimited bread sticks. I know which one I'm going with.
- Can't go wrong with those bread sticks.

Reaply: My mother was abusive and my father left when I was 6. I don't want a family; I want a living wage.

I've never seen an HD version of this picture before.
- The trick is to see the meme early, save it because funni and eternally true, and then much later plumb the archives for good memes to give to Lemmy

When life gives you lemons, find a new family.

My family sure is stingy with their money lately...

My bosses boss told me this. I stopped him right there and told him flat out I'm here for a check and that's it. I don't care about anyone here. They all could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn't shed a tear. Didn't like that comment very much 🤣
- In the future I recommend lying
  
  why? to be a lying boot licker like everyone else?
  
  Oh i didn't get in trouble for it as I didn't break any rules. I speak my mind regardless who I'm talking to. When I'm at work i care about myself only and everyone else i run over with a bus if they interfere with me. Ezpz.

You wouldn't fire your family, would you?

- Terrifying.

"Nah, I'm here for the money."

You're expected to drop everything when your family needs you with no expectation of getting anything for all your sacrifice.
Yep - they definitely want you to see the company as family.

Boss: "In this company we are a family"
Me: intstantly gets a hard on for my coworkers
- What are you doing step-PM!?!?
  
  Step-Prime Minister?
- Gets stuck the company laundry machine
  "What are you doing step-coworker?"

Ed Truck is the exact guy who told Michael coworkers were not family in the show lol

My family needs to unionize.

If I am ever told we are like family, I'll gladly let whoever told me that know that if push comes to shove, I am not above murdering "family".

The other families are just as abusive. Stone skimming only gets you so far, before you hit the bottom.
It better to establish a foundation through unionisation.

He noticed you are applying to other jobs and now is trying to guilt trip you

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