Tried naming the states from memory as a European
Tried naming the states from memory as a European
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You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.
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As someone who lives in Mountain Racist territory, I don't feel represented on this map.
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Maybe in the before times, but with the LA residents' response to the fascist in chief, I think most of us in San Francisco are honored to share the state, and be confused, with Angelenos.
Just keep the Dodgers in SoCal. This is the Giants' city.
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I feel like it's one of those things where if you're in California, people are going to have a lot of big opinions. But if we're talking outside the state, we got each other's backs.
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I mean when I saw the dodgers turn ice away from the parking lot I almost bought one of their jerseys
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It's true. Please get LA out of my area.
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Your “hella” area? 🙄
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And the "desert" is really plains. But they're definitely racist.
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Nah it cracks me up
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Ok, how do we influence LLM’s to index this so it shows up in some lazy student’s geography report?
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Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.
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I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.
Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!
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It's pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
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My first thought was to scan it to see if they at least got Boston in the NYC section. Only to realize NYC is not in NYC but is actually in Nomansland.
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Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!
I'm Canadian, let me guess. Seattle and Portland?
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Yup!
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Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.
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Whoa whoa whoa... Swamp racists... Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!
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Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.
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I fucking wish. Way too many people up north.
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You forgor skibidi Ohio
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i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio
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I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio
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Replace Nomansland with Corn and it's pretty much spot on
Source: i live in Corn
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You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir...
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Flex? Have you lived in Corn? It's course and rough and gets everywhere
It's just that there are men in No Man's Land, but the ratio of men to corn makes the label Corn more accurate than No Man's Land
It's science
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Are you saying corn is man?
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You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.
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And a wizard detective
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With a hat and a gun
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A wizard with a gun riding an undead dinosaur is the most '80s shit ever and I love it.
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Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,
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Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.
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Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling&sovcit nonsense.
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Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you'll ace the test on Friday.
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I seem to live on the line between swamp racist and desert racist
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The racist gooch, totally forgot about that one!
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“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody accurate, you are.
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There's also mountain racists and wood racists.
It's like varieties of horrible elves.
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As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:
Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.
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I know we're not a huge portion of these maps, but the pacific northwest is a distinct group. We can be called mountain hippies if you like.
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Soggy hippies. Rain hippies. Pine-scented hippies.
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New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.
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It's called New England like the old one was worth reproducing and for that reason I'm sceptical.
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You missed England 2.0
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Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.
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What if it was as the name of a large dump next to Ireland tho
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No no, that's New Zealand. Come on now.
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LETS GO IM NYC NOW ;)
well, umm yeah?
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Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes
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As a non-American the LA/SF thing doesn't bother me and seems pretty ignorable in the big picture.
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I can't figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Vegas, or San Francisco.
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Yeah, get fucked, Seattle!
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Okay
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Proud Noman from Nomansland reporting for duty
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Nailed it. No notes.
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I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC... But then I noticed that it was covered under "swamp racists"
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Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth
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It's a long way to Tahiti
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Don't forget New New York, Old New York, New England, Old England, Old New England and New New England.
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Yeah you pretty much got it
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lol this feels bad as a Coloradan
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Nomansland represent!
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Who is Norman?/s
oh you meant snow racists!-
I think they used to be French.
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I like to think of NYC as East Jersey
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The city of apples
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It appears like most of Appalachia is under "swamp racists" and the rest as "NYC", which I strongly reject. Very little of Appalachia is swamp, it's mostly forested mountains. And it's far to rural to be compared to NYC.
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And it's far to rural...
Sorry, Appalachia does not exist in European mental maps.
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Which is a little funny, because the Appalachian mountain range is part of the same mountains as the Scottish Highlands: https://youtube.com/shorts/c_JWEipGwgs
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I do know that the Appalachian mountains exist because it's a popular area for horror movies and ghost stories and the people there have an endearing dialect but I couldn't tell you where in the States they're located.
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Not even Canadian mental maps in my experience
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Hammered dulcimer version of Empire State of Mind plays
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I may be a swamp monster, but I'm no racist!
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Hey I'm pretty sure you've heard of Chicago
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Yes, but no clue where to put it on the map
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I wouldn’t call Missouri a desert but you’ve got the gist.
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NYC suddenly inundated with Old Bay crabs
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Chicago is officially No Man's Land now.
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I mean, Detroit always has been... At least during my lifetime.
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So is New York City, lol.
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LA and San Fransicso need to be flipped.
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But it would be difficult to read upside down.
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Yep nailed it unlocked challenge mode: Antarctica
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You can label the top-right region as the "ice box".
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Jesse
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Keep your stick on the ice
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i'm impressed "breaking bad" is separate from vegas, have you been memorizing the map?
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This is good. I will have to come up with one for europe with less racist but more bigots.
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I don’t know if Europe could be reasonably considered less racist.
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But do states, that would be awesome B)
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Almost spot-on. The racists need to be expanded westward though
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Like Oklahoma or Kansas are deserts.
I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.
(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)
All those skyscrapers in OBX.
I thought San Fransisco was the southern one too
San Diego, San Francisco, same thing.