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Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

Missssst

There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.

Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.

Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off

Adjust as needed

I use my thumb

Shower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jet go brrrr

Shower 4 lyfe

Flat.

It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.

Ne or whatever the last one is

Mist or nothing!

JET BABY WOOOO

Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.

Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.

Mist is best, skip the rest

Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they're side by side.

Flat for my balls, jet for my ass

Mist, for all occasions

I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night

At any given time:

The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.

HEADLESS

I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.

Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.

I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder

Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.

shower because it reminds me of being in the shower

i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task

Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

Team watering can represents 🤙

For plants or masturbation?

Jet go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely

I'm mostly cleaning some manner of shit off myself, kids, deck, or grill, so jet is my pick.

Soaker of course. I mean who doesn’t like a good soaker?

My golden likes them all. So I started blasting...

Jet, always.

Why are there more than two settings?

What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?

Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink

Shower for plants, jet for little brother

Okay milhouse

depends on the job

Cone, let's you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer

Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I'm going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I've set up for the trees

I gotta say mist, though I'd probably use a watering

Soaker. gimme that sloppy water

I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa

Squirter

It's gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying

This is one of the daddest dad things I've ever dadgone seen 😂

Center 😍

I don't have a fancy garden hose like this, though I think mist is my favorite. my handheld shower head is similar, but with just shower/center, and out of those my favorite is laminar flow-like (unscrew the shower head and rawdog the end of the hose) (just in general, not very practical for showering per se but it feels very nice and is just better in all situations except maybe like, washing your hair)

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