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MattW03 @lemmy.ca

4d ago

Political Views

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I told you, we're an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
- Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?
- "Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web."
- arachno-spindicalist web
- You don't vote for spiders!
Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders. ::: spoiler don't open; whip-spider inside
:::
- That’s enough internet for life
- The whip spider looks like it's saying "oh my gosh! For me?!"
  
  😳 🙈
- How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.
  
  Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I'm not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It's like I'm giggling and profoundly worried I'm seeing an alien at the same time.
- Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You're a pretty baby!
- Gah damn it.
- WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES
  
  WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?
  
  It just makes it look more spiky, why are you so harsh?
  
  So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.
- I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn't be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn't have to.
  
  I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone's mood.
- Whip spiders are cute
  
  This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror
- Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain
- the spoiler didn't work (at least not under photon)
- I'm a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver's licence and a good story.
This shit is fucking funny
Lmao!
I just read Children of Time, so this got me by the bubu!
- You missed the la
  
  Corporate goonbrain mentioned products without being asked
I'm a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog
- I'm a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.
  
  Fucking leftists, always infighting...
Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!
- And mostly by themselves.
Do feline-communists exist?
- Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don't give a shit about anyone else.
  
  No. They do not.
  They are all really into stirner, though.
  
  So the same as a regular human communist leadership.
- Of course!
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_cat#Anarcho-syndicalism
- Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.
  
  This does explain why my cat has difficulty following metaphors
Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy
omg skitter!!!
Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat
That's why you always listen.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1006
"How old are you?"
- Well yeah, if you don't want a boot in your neck, or to be the supreme leader ahose boot is on every neck, you must be a child.
  And if you think labor shouldn't be exploited, you can't be over 30.
  
  That's how I stay young. I've been 29 for years.
- "How old are the theorists you're reading? Do you read Kropotkin or Graeber or something in between?"
- "If you are not a liberal when you are young, you have no heart. Yep it was my huge heart and brain all along, I've always been honest about my beliefs."
  — also not Winston Churchill
- yep, i hate this comic…
  decent pun, but they bake the assumption that anarchy-communists are all childish….
  it’s meme propaganda
  
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