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Former Superman actor reveals he’s becoming an ICE agent to support Trump’s mass deportation agenda

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  • Alternative headline:

    Washed up actor gets day job.

    • Yeah, it's literally true that he's a former Superman actor, but he's been a punchline for over 20 years, to the point where he's probably better known as a joke than an actor.

  • “We know Superman is an immigrant – he’s a freaking alien … The ‘American way’ is immigrant friendly, tremendously immigrant friendly,” he added. “But there are rules … There have to be limits, because we can’t have everybody in the United States.”

    uh, Dean, Superman is an undocumented immigrant. If he were real today ICE would be trying to send him back to Krypton.

    Or maybe you’d give him a pass because he’s, you know… white.

  • You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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