Gorgeous 😍

Would unironically work. Easiest ice-breaker in the world. Grandma's still a woman. She knows what floods her basement.

The Noah's ark theme is a bit much for me but besides that he looks surprisingly cool with it

Is there an ark on there? I thought it was just a depiction of Africa.
- It's gonna take a lot to drag it away from him, there's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do.
- All the animals are in pairs of two, there's one side of the chest with clouds and the other side with sun and a single white dove like the one who brought Noah the branch to signal the water was retreating...yeah it's definitely a Noah's ark theme
- All the animals are in pairs and they seem to be going in the same direction. There's also a single dove in the sky. It might be a depiction of the animals after the flood. It's not suuuuper obvious but I also thought of that story.
Out of all the Bible things Noah's ark sounds a lot like your run-of-the-mill fairy-tale so it's hard to see it upsetting anyone
- Well, it is a story about God flooding the entire earth and sparing only one family because humanity was too sinful. A bit less Disney and a bit more brothers' Grimm.
- Genocide is never upsetting

Attractive people can wear pretty much anything and it'll look good.

Thats what I was thinking.
This MF so handsome women will use it as an excuse to approach him and ask and then he will tell them his 90yo grandma made it for him to wear to parties and they will immediately get spontaneously pregnant.
You just summed up the entire designer clothing industry.
- While I don't disagree with you I think what drives designer clothing has more to do with image and projection than actually looking good, even on attractive people.
  It's more velben good than looking good.

Grandma can't see the pins anymore to take them out.
She made me a lovely quilt. I'm pretty sure I'll never be done pulling pins out of it.

Treat that vest very carefully for a while. No sudden moves.

Don't hug people too tight either
Been there. I use a magnet broom. ~$20 at harbor freight.
grandma got these pins with really big (like dime sized) heads so she can see them all. she got sick of losing them.
When I was a kid, my grandmother made my pajamas. She was probably in her 70s at the time and could see fine. Still, I ALWAYS got liked by a pin or two. It just became part of the charm from Granny.
Sweep it with a magnet.

The virgin overpriced brand vs. the Gigathad grandma vest.

Edit: No sarcasm, no jokes.

I would wear that like a boss.

That vest is absolutely epic. One can only wear it if they truly own it.

I'm going to cry now, these clothes have a real soul, unlike these empty branded things.

I want something like that so hard :(

Man walks down the street wearing that, you know he's not afraid of anything.

Grandma has seen her fair share of raves in the 90s

I wish I had a vest like this and the confidence to wear it at parties. This guy is a Chad.

Tell me this is a joke. Where’s the /s? Do people actually sincerely call other men “Chad” like that? Beyond cringe. Beyond.
- You know the word "cringe" is supposedly metacringe by now as well, because adults kept using it? Showing your age a little bit here. 🤭
  But sure, men can call each other Chad or other things to big up each other's confidence. Friends do that to each other all the time. Don't you do that with your friends???
- I mean... lots of people on fediverse unironically refer to outsiders as "normies." This is what we in the industry refer to as "a clue."

Man got DRIPP

Looks like a good conversation starter tbh

aw i love how it looks. so full of whimsy!! ❤️

I have a similar Halloween themed one that my aunt made for me. Honestly these are cool af.

Man, you're not gonna believe this, but do I have the perfect bedazzled necktie for you.

This was no “happy accident;” G’ma knows her style is hot.

"Nice vest! Y'know, you'd be prettier if you smiled more."

Shouldn’t the dove be flying in front of a rainbow though?

Absolutely fabulous!

Sigma type shit

You sound like an incel calling other men “sigma” — cringe shit dude, you don't have to be chronically online.
- Who hurt you? Holy shit. It's supposed to be ironic. Calm your sphincter.
  [Inline edit: I see you're new to Lemmy as of two months or so. We're nice to each other here on Lemmy. No need to come off so harshly at the get go like we used to on Reddit. It's calmer here. Push off your slippers and get comfy, fam. 🫂]
  But not gonna lie, I might unironically wear that to make my grandma happy. So wholesome.

I would wear the fuck out of that vest.

You're gonna miss your GM soon enough. How can you make fun of someone online who loves you ?