2d ago

Hi, yes, I'm here for my pizza...

It's been more than 20 minutes; that means this is free

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This is fake, right?
EDIT
The more you look at it the more obvious it becomes that it's fake.
- For now. If you could explain one gig service to the people who fought for labor rights circa 1900, they'd be astonished we let it happen again.
  
  You do know this is a us problem right (as in the geoup of first world countries, not that third world countries…)?
0.3 what? meters? km? AU? Parsecs?
- It's by the Ohio river, freedom units are implied.
  
  Ah 0.3 bald eagles it is.
  
  So fathoms? There's so many freedom units.
  
  But what freedom unit?
  If it's 0.3 miles, wouldn't it be replaced with some other unit? So, it's 0.3 of the smaller unit (whatever that is), or miles? Or do people not convert small values when working in freedom units?
- Gigameters
  (If anyone is curious, 0.3Gm is around 1491290 furlongs, 8 chain, and 61.37links!)
- 0.3 distance. Can't you read?
  
  It's like those math problems.
  "Hiro drives his deliveries at an average rate of 40 distance per hour. Given a neighborhood with side lengths of 1 distance what is the total travel time for your ubereats driver after he crashes his e scooter 0.3 distance from your house and has to hoof it the rest of the way?"
"Send flowers" $29.99 and all the dasher gets is the flower emoji 🤣 💐
- Don't give them ideas. I remember back when they were, unkownst to the customers, taking dasher tips.
I think this might be more of an “are you really gonna do that for some ‘za” notification.
- Damn, imagine getting berated by some Karen for failing to deliver their pizza while getting loaded in an ambulance.
  
  I think the big, giant, amoral, corporation that's misclassifying employees as contractors is more to blame, but yeah, that would be the icing on the dystopia cake.
I ordered DoorDash in Vegas a couple of years ago, and dude got pulled over by the cops in the parking lot of my hotel before he was able to deliver lol
I was at a game night where the delivery driver for one of my friend's orders had to call and say he wasn't going to name it because of an accident

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