GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
What the fuck, he looks weird and awful even in the retouched version. He looks like Michael Scott wearing the women's blazer. He looks like a lumpy old sofa that's gotten shiny where people have rubbed it too much. He looks like he has no eyes and has stolen some other person's teeth but they don't quite fit in his mouth right. He just looks fuckin' weird.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ONE'S WORSE
Looks like they tried going for the Giga-Chad look?
Quite the difference to how he really looks!
The original unedited photo:
After a meal at The Cheesecake Factory, he got the green light to visit a furniture showroom warehouse. Sofas of all textures, colors & styles.
he prefers couches, because of the smoothness.
Is there a difference?
Even all those arrows can’t hide the flag.
It's so weird seeing his actual face.
he has a baby,butterface, plus the well manicured eyebrows, eyelids, and eyliner.
He was eating a cat at the time of the photo and they had to AI it out.
He's standing straight up and still about to "The Incredible Bulk" out of those buttons‽ Does he not have a mirror, or abdominal nerves‽
Nothing like the classic photoshop warps. Smells like ai
"Photoshop" is a verb too. Doesn't mean Photoshop was used, just means the photo was edited.
He could have just worn a suit that was the right size
What changed?
They removed the couch between his legs.
His nips. They come right off now.
...does he look 14, no?, then it's photoshopped..
The slopper party