I Spy With My Little Eye....😳

Red would be a terrible primer color for white.

I assumed a sense of humor, but wearing down to the primer/previous paint job makes sense.

Rust.

Far too quick and painless a death tbh

I thought it was a non-profit Republican removal service.

He hucked himself right in the woodchipper!

Was expecting Fargo, but was pleasantly surprised to find Tucker and Dale vs. Evil