Men buy cars when all they would really need is cry
They think that huge truck is gonna make them feel accepted and thus loved and actually they’re just sad that their parents didn’t hug them enough and tell them it’s okay to feel pain or sadness
I'll make sure to try crying tomorrow in the hopes that my tools magically appear on the jobsite.
No, I'm just compensating for my tiny penis.
According to Ancient Greek philosophers a tiny penis was a sign of huge intelligence and self control. Hence, people with small cars try to compensate for their huge penis.
Car /= huge truck
Also, there are many trucks that aren't huge.
No, you don’t understand. This next huge truck is going to be the one to complete me. Just one more, and then I’ll stop.
What
I'm really high right now and that’s what I thought about in the shower.
Felt like I need to share my wisdom
Valid shower thought.
I wonder if crying will pull a boat for me.
Congratulations on figuring out all men, everywhere, oh sagacious one.
Yeah, this doesn't track.
I have issues in this category and I didn't buy a vehicle. Infact I don't even drive.
Building and racing cars make dopamine go brrrrrr. And when it breaks down you'll cry anyways. 🤷
i mean this is true in some cases, but out where I live if you dont own a truck or have somebody in your house that owns a truck its going to be a massive pain in the ass just maintaining your property. it may be hauling supplies from tractor supply or trying to remove a bunch of scrap metal from a field or even just getting to the places you need to when the water table is so high that you could dig a well by stomping too hard, but you need to at least have access to one.
edit: unfucked grammar and such