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    1. There was this complete and utter hack with a couple fluke hits under his belt named George Lucas. He noticed that some theaters might not even have functioning audio sometimes, so he hired some engineers to create THX.
    2. Movie theater audio systems continued to go big blue baby boinking bonkers. Remember when the THX logo wasn't survivable by children under 7?
    3. Directors, especially the self-important "my vision must be realized" scrotes, the ones who objected to a playback speed setting on Netflix, start designing their soundtracks to take full advantage of 90.1 channel 1.21 jiggawatt sound systems as found at the local umptyplex. They can make the sound of a dental drill sound like it's in your mouth.
    4. While all of that was going on, TV technology changed significantly. We went from big boxes with CRTs and thus plenty of room for speaker cones inside, to a 2 inch thick LCD panel with down/back firing laptop speakers. Or people consume video content on laptops, tablets or phones instead of a "television."
    5. Even with the increased popularity/necessity of external soundbars and surround sound systems, a home 5.1 system still can't keep up with Dolby THX Atmos Skibidi Brushless Guarana Turbo Surround.
    6. Movie theaters have been closing down in droves.
    7. Television" the art form has converged a lot with movies. Since the 90's there's been a trend of making television shows more "cinematic," wider aspect ratios, more dramatic lighting, more dynamic camera angles, longer episodes, overall plots that you need to watch in order. So television shows fall into the same engineering traps that movies do. Mix it for the theater, even though half of your audience is going to watch this on an iPhone 12.
    8. "movies" and "tv" are now mostly consumed on devices with poor quality stereo speakers, and yet the audio was designed for million dollar cinema systems, so the dialog is completely unintelligible.
    9. "Survey reveals most people under 40 use subtitles."
  • *Laughs in Dolby 5.1 with high quality Remuxes that have a center channel.

    Seriously though, you can't blame them. Audio production these days is engineered for theaters and surround sound. Most of Gen z is watching this content in stereo - either through phone speakers or shitty TV speakers.

  • could it be that sucking at eating popcorn is correlated with having subtitles enabled? 🤔

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