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1d ago

They don't know

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But they probably have a hunch
- Their cardiologist knows

My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)
- I watched this twice
  What is wrong with me
  
  Lmao not nothing.
  
  You found your kink.
- Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
- Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
  
  From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
- I'm speechless.
- The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
- It's more than a feeling.
  
  It's probably a stomach ache
  
  When I hear that old song they used to play.

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.
- I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
  
  Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
  But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
  
  Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?
- 🤢🤮
- It's good for you.

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
- I feel called out by this

This is the champion mayo-fiend
- Or this guy?

Kenny

If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.
- Beautiful 👏
- That gets worst as it progresses.
  
  But in a good way.

probably a Dutchie
- Lol i thought "that could actually be me".
  Yes I'm Dutch...😁
  
  Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

I know Who Is It

Hint: it's not me.

I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me
- I’m pretty certain it’s not me

Mayonnaise Georg

It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

She knows.

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.

The devils jizz

Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.
- :(
- You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.
  
  https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though
- It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

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