No low balling
No low balling
No low balling
That car looks like it just disintegrated.
Bro it did
The Rapture of the Rust.
It returned to nature... Some of it as micro plastics.
Some rust, cold AC
This is some ferengi shit.
Leaves it where? The Mariana Trench?
Sounds like a fair deal? Something I'm not picking up.
The joke is that The Onion is parodying an obituary, where you remember someone's life and the people close to them. So instead of saying "he leaves behind [family member(s)]", they turn it into a Craigslist-style ad for his pickup truck convertible.
Gotta pay for that coffin somehow.