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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai @piefed.social

1d ago

Oxygen

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Hetrosexuals : How do gay people know which is the man and which is the woman??
Homosexuals : How do straight people know how to split responsibilites evenly and treat each other equally and fairly??
- Ah, see. That's the neat part...

Polyamory:
- that trike fucks so hard, holy shit
  
  Could be better - modded mine to have a stronger center motor instead, with a bigger battery. But I do usually carry heavy loads

But who is the square in your relationship?
- Me
- I guess if you're not the square you're the queer (makes more sense when spoken :( )
  Only one s per relationship
- The one that gets out of bed last.
  
  Surely the square gets out first, the cool circle relaxes in bed longer.

Hehe, this can also be interpreted as misandrist/misogynistic
- That's what I was going for

I don't know enough about this diagram to refute it.

Rebuke: It's yin and yang, not yin and yin. 🤷
- Both shapes are the same. Being the same is the only way to have a perfect 69.
  
  69 is over rated IMO. Giving oral is great, recieving oral is great, both at the same time is distracting.
  
  I guess a bit of homosexual privilege helps balance the world out, lol.

I'm not gonna lie, it do feel this way sometime

Wow. So powerful (idgi)

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