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fossilesque @mander.xyz

3d ago

the wolves inside me

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As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/

This should have been the premise of inside out. A kid learning how the world is, having to figure it into their inner sense of the world, and finding out doing so aged and matured them. Doing so well got them respect, but every now and then there'd be fall back, unresolvable problems, and things that upset them and they needed comfort from.
- That's a good premise but at this point it sounds like a completely different movie.
  
  The Matrix 5: Heart Of The Swarm.

one wolf is gay
the other wolf is gay
- One wolf is straight
  The other is gay
  I am bisexual
  
  (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Sexy time with inner self ensues

Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.
- How do I get hunters inside me?
  
  Tell them you value their beliefs?
  
  Grindr

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.
- Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care
  Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man
  
  If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

Solution: wolf airstrike

there are lotka and volterra inside you
- Good names for wolves.

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.

Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.

My psychologist told me they were trained in IFS, internal farm systems therapy

[the town inside me]

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