Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only
Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only
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Spiderman: Home Alone
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Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
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I'd watch that, too,
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I would so watch that.
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Morbius
It's Morbin Time!
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Sir, it was wrong answers only.
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The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway
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Critics Say: ...
Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.
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lmao
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Obligatory: That’s anti-Semitic!!
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Captain 'Murica: On Ice!
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The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation
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Sweeping the world!
For targets.
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Fan4stic
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wait, say that again
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Fant-four-stic
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Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
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I've only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.
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That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.
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Eternals
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After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.
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Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
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I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."
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Maybe I don't watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I've seen in the last 10 years.
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I haven't seen them but I know a couple people who love those movies. They were upset that they're never all available on the same services.
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Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War
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Thor: Ragnarok.
Oh wait... Wrong answers?
Thor: Ragnarok.
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too many hulks or not enough hulks?
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Not enough Korg.
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Too much Korg.
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Guardians of the Papacy: Revenge of the Swiss
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i like the layers on this one
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Harold and Maude
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Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn't a movie. Two, I don't remember their real names.
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Tristan and Isolde
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Too sooooon🫣
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Meteor Man!
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This should be higher
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I enjoyed Madame Web. Its not a good movie, but got a laugh from the whole cinema (10 people in my showing)
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Madame web is so god damn funny it's hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™
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"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
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The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"
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All the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials. Admit it, swapping him in for captain marvel in Endgame would be an amazing swap that I lack the skill to edit.
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Flash Thompson: The Untold Story
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Batman Returns
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They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
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Sony Pictures appears at the start of many awful films. I think it's their thang.
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The best captain America movie
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Mystery Men
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The eternals
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Stinkbug man and the leaf eater woman!
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Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?
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Blade 2 is peak
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That was sony?
Also, I know this meme is mostly accurate, but weren't the OG spider mang movies beloved wave sony in association with marvel?
This night be a personal take, but I also don't really rate, or at least personally enjoy, any of the marvel stuff in the last half a dozen years.
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Everything Disney is involved with.
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Dredd
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Hi random post, does my comment federate?
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No, sorry mate. If you're running your own instance, you gotta send your usename and password with every request, as the first line of the post. That way it gets interpret as a basic auth HTTP header and makes it able to federate to the main server.
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No. 😬
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I see it!
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hello!
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Land Before Time Of The Lost
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"She-EO" was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn't need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn't supposed to depend on men... Ugh. 😮💨
TBH it made me like "Greg Man" more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal... Most relatable villain back story. We've all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it's tempting as hell in times like that.
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and then every five years they just drop spider verse
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they gotta throw in a couple good ones here and there so people don't sue for emotional abuse
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Spiderman: Emotional Damage
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Big hero 6
How about this schroedinger answer?
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Madam Web vs Kraven the Hunter x Möbius
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Squirrel Girl 3: Return from the forest.
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Evel Knievel movies. Although I did really like the series.
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Gantt Man
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Gnatt Man: That's my secret. I'm always hungry.
Ant Man: I'm sorry, are we... Are we out of ideas as a franchise?
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This comment is genuinely so funny
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Gnatt Man’s super power is FaceSwarm. There is no defense against it.
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Gantt man schedules out your next battle with logic ties between precedent and subsequent activities.
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I would outsource that task in a heartbeat though!
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Up to phase 3 I would have agreed, now it’s just bad all around
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Teletubbies; into the Snyderverse
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Home Alone.
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Where’s Disney?
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