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cm0002 @lemmy.world

3d ago

Who Is A Good Boy?

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This is a vital PSA thanks. Don't forget to pet their dog after you grab the wallet.
- Wow, that's kinda fucked up, you won't even give the dog a fair cut? Where's their steak? Their treat?

I tried following my cat and all he lead me to was his food bowl.
- Free food bowl

How I read this:
- If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
  
  If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is ~~crying~~ peeing.”
- I read a lot of these in that voice.

If a dog approaches you alone make it FOLLOW YOU and you'll have a free dog.
- THAT is the way!

A Rimworld player I see
- Gotta make those human leather capes somehow.
- No, we would see the potential of beautiful leather.
  Edit: and kidneys, if we're quick. Mwulybe a lung. A heart or putting them into the destructive brain upload machine to make cool robots, maybe. Plus meat. Use every part of the victim!

I found a gold necklace this week. But not like that. My daughter had lost it.

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