The night water
The night water
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His biggest accomplishment in life is having a last name.
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And a name we have turned into legend despite that family being an absolute disaster filled with human scum.
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I would have assumed he'd want a glass of water to be left out overnight so that the chemicals in them would dissipate.
This coming from a man who likes to swim in known crap infested waters with the family.
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I'm always surprised to hear people dislike the taste after leaving it out. I leave a big cup of water out every night so it'll taste better in the morning 😅
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I've always got a mug of it out, 500ml stainless steel mug.
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Giant insulated water bottle. Get to sip on it as I fall asleep and have plenty of 3am water all night and much of the morning
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That’s too close to accurate for an RFK hot take.
It’s because the water absorbs gas from the air, especially at warmer temperatures. Since the uncovered cup of water shares space with people - who exhale carbon dioxide - it’s the carbon dioxide, increased acidity, and other absorbed gasses you taste.
Now for the clincher. Exhaled carbon dioxide is breath leaving the body. So, ghosts.
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So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!
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But I already put pressurised ghosts in my water to make bubbles.
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Is carbon dioxide just ghosts? 🤔
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but what is carboning that dioxide ☝️🧐🎩
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So my microwave is haunted. It has one of those old touchscreen control bullshits. If you use it with greasy or covered in meat juices fingers, the grease will continue to press the button only randomly. like we know what our microwave ghost really is, but it's really conceptually fun to have a haunted microwave so we have a microwave ghost.
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Only in a disco elysium kinda way.
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More of a Grim Dawn way actually.
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that's a bit insulting. this is more logically sound than most of the shit that comes out of RFK's mouth.
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Yeah he can't turn this into a eugenics program
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Almost. Kind of more like:
w̴̝̉A̷̘͋t̸̨̊E̴͖̔ŗ̸͝ ̴̞͗l̵͉̍E̷͉͝f̵͙̄T̸̜̅ ̷̰̀i̷͙̿N̷͙̒ ̸̪͠a̸̪̐ ̵̪̑G̷̥̾l̷̜̑A̶̩͠s̵̟̿S̸̡̍ ̵̠̕o̷̙̓Ṽ̶̬e̴̲̕R̸͈̐ṇ̷͠I̸̝̾g̶̹̐H̶̛̪t̷̞̓ ̴͙̍T̶̜̊a̵̳͌S̵̩̈́t̵͊͜E̸͚̐ś̴̤ ̴̡̆B̸͎̌â̷̞D̶̳͐ ̵͕̌b̴̭͗Ë̵̟́c̵̮̆Ä̷́ͅu̵̹̾S̶̝͛e̷͚̓ ̷̠̆I̸̛̯ť̵̙ ̸͙͗G̶͎͐e̵̞̿T̷̬̕s̵̟̍ ̵̱͌H̸̡̉a̴̟͝Ǘ̸̞n̸̖̅Ṭ̷̎ḙ̴̽D̴̡̓
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unless your drinking it at 3am
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That's when the night ghosts are all looking for new water
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hey I enjoy leftover water
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Aged water, thank you. Aging just makes some things better. Whiskey? Better with age. Cheese? Better with age. Prosciutto, beef, wine, pound cake, fruit cake, and pickles? All better with age.
You know who doesn't think things get better with age? Anyone in the Epstein files.
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Mmm stagnant water!
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Mee too! Idk why, but the best water is ice water that's been left on the counter for 4-12 hours. It's just more refreshing
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Water reacts (slowly) with CO2 in the air and creates carbonic acid. Or something like that.
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Yeah, if I find my water glass from yesterday in the morning it's like ooo extra flat water tastes kind of like dust.
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Could I get sauce of original picture
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Did he really say it or is it a meme? LOL. I would believe either one at this point and will not Google anything about this brainworm added batshit crazy oligarch.
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