Discord girlfriend
Discord girlfriend
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Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy
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And it propagates to mastodon. And the rest of the fediverse
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My name is Nicole, but you can call me the fediverse @everyone
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@everyone Please take me of this mailing list.
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PLEASE STOP USING REPLY ALL
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Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap @everyone
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Who gave you the permissions to use
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Why have I been notified of this comment? It's not even that funny
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You pinged me, what's up?
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They're seeing a girl? I don't understand.
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I think just meeting? Why don’t they meet on discord? This is all very confusing
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I wouldn’t expect you to understand
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Knew it. @everyone
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You wouldn't.
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Simple, OOP forgot their meds.
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someone PLEASE put this into written word that I can copy and paste
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Here you go, friend:
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
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Tell me you're 14 years old without telling me you're 14 years old
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Being on Discord got that covered.
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I'm also on Discord, much as I'd rather not be - as I expect many others here also are.
Lemmy allowed me to cut reddit out completely, because it successfully fills the same purpose for me - a feed of news, information, memes and random stuff, with room for discussion. There may not be as much content as reddit or as many niche communities, but that doesn't matter.
But with Discord, there are specific communities that compel me to stay on Discord, because that's where the people are. I'd love to move entirely to better and more open platforms, but unless those communities move too I can't leave completely.
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The @everyone at the end got me
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She goes to another school. You don't know her.
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She lives in Canada, I met her over summer break
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Had a friend in highschool who did this. Kept up the act the entire time until he graduated. I was two years behind and didn't see him again.
Well, almost 7 years later I'm on hard times and delivering pizza just for some income and, low-n-behold, I see him is name on a delivery. So, I request that I be the one to bring it.
Show up and this chick answers the door. I tell her I'm dude's old friend from HS, so she goes and gets him. We catch up and I make a joke that he finally got a real GF and doesn't need the story about his GF in Canada.
She was the gf from Canada.
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×10
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Girl = Guy In Real Life
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Guy = Girl under you
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Bro = Beautiful round octopus
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Woman = weird online man and nerd
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you'll most likely get aired
Huh?
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(you wouldn't understand)
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I’m guessing similar to “ghosted”, like a phone call where all you get is dead air.
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Ignored
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You will be aired on the news for not understanding.
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"(a real one)" does so much in this
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I have it under good authority that this is incredibly dangerous because girls have cooties.
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(you wouldn't understand)
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Me (on the Fedi) seeing le dank meme (on the fedi) and talking about it, understanding you all (onda feddi) wont get it.
(the post isn't a joke?)
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Well, it's true, I don't understand what the fuck I just read.
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This totally happened in real life guys!
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brian's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the
niagara fallsdiscord.gg area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse
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he's just like them
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Never heard anyone call their mom a girl before, but ok
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You haven't? Oh my sweet summer child. Welcome to the internet.
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