Mr. fatass and his fat ass

If a healthy pet is fat, it's the owners fault. Their owners control their food, assuming that the pet doesn't have a condition, the owner has control over their pets weight. Speaking as someone who's owned many dogs and cats, most healthy, some not.

I've got three little vicious bastards and one very large one. The 3am rip ass through the house and across my body is not the fun part of having these boys. Many times straight to the crotch.