How Android phones became an earthquake warning system

Now it needs to be figured out how to do it in an open source way so that we don't have to rely on Daddy Google for people who don't use Google Play Services and all that other crappy shit.

This is manufacturing consent for billionaires to step in to replace the broken government

Fake news! Everyone knows that "The Gays" are what causes earthquakes, tornados and floods, so just need Grindr!