Trump undergoes medical exam for swelling in legs, hand bruising

The doctor said Trump had a minor problem.
Which is exactly what the Epstein list said, too.
- 🥇
- also wishiNG GHISLAINE maxwell" i wish her well"

He’s maxed out on the blood thinners. I think that accounts for both described symptoms. I am not a doctor.
- Tbh it sounds like hes having a heart failure (finally), I just cannot believe ol Mac didnt hit him sooner
  
  Don't do that to me. Don't give me hope.
  
  Yeah, edema (fluid gathering, causing swelling) is a classic sign of diastolic heart failure. It’s caused by the muscle fibers of the heart stiffening, which reduces the heart’s ability to expand and draw fresh blood in between beats. Usually caused by a lack of exercise. The heart can’t draw blood back up from the legs, which increases blood pressure in the legs as blood gets pumped down but not back up. This extra pressure in the legs forces fluid out of the veins and into the surrounding tissues, causing swelling.
  
  Also if he's been wearing compression dressings it would explain the photos from a while back where he clearly had something on his legs under his pants.
- It’s NEVER lupus, until it is.
  
  Eyo
- the blood thinners won't save him... he should also be on the statins and auxiliary anti cholesterols.... Additionally, he should be using a CPAP or BiPaP for his sleep apnea so could actually get decent sleep. But instead he just stays up and posts on his stupid social platform and watches cable tv instead.
- Thats basically a doctor, you can use WebMD right?
- Twice!? Those are rookie numbers!

If he's admitting to having something minor, then he must be at death's door....
Wouldn't it be ironic if Biden outlives him?
- lol that can’t be real
  Edit: jesus christ this is the dumbest fucking timeline
- Oh, come on. Completely unrealistic. He’d never admit anything about the minors.
- Trump fucked a minor you say?
  
  A lot of people are saying that....
  
  "a". No. That's not what they are saying.
  Trump fucks minors.
- I was hoping Carter would have, I’ll take Biden though.
- Esp w/stage 4 cancer.... Yes, it would be ironic.

Isn't this a sign of heart failure?
- What heart?
  
  Chest Void Failure
  
  its filled with cholesterol and deep fried oil.
- I can't wait for the signs of heart failed
  
  not if he strokes out first from the DVT sending a clot. he most likely will be on anti-clotting medication long term.
- Yes, but also liver and kidney. They attributed the bruising on his hands to frequent hand shaking or aspirin use. Aspirin use is pretty hard on the liver. If we could see his natural skin color, jaundice could narrow it down to liver failure.
  
  How would you know if he had jaundice with all the orange paint and all?
- Pedal edema is a sign of heart failure yes.
  At his age with his lifestyle and diet? Dude has CHF fullstop. How advanced though is another matter.
  
  At his age with his lifestyle and diet? Dude has CHF fullstop
  Look, I know the world will be a better place without this clown, but this just isn't how health risk works. Most smokers don't get lung cancer. Most drinkers don't get liver disease. Most people who die young don't have any especially unhealthy habits. Life just isn't fair in this way and pretending it is denigrates a lot of good people who are suffering.
  
  also him wearing those lifts and girdle isnt helping either.
- deep vein thrombosis can result ina clot that reaches the heart, lungs or brain, aka stroke. one of my grandparents had a-fib which caused a large stroke to dislodge and went to the brain

Please please please
- We can't be so lucky it's probably just a masturbation accident
  
  Protect your children everyone.
- 🤞 🤞

Best of luck to the swelling and bruising
- Thoughts and prayers
  
  Thoughts and clots!
- wish him well.

President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.
- In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.
  \ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\
  
  If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I'm cool with dying before I'm 40.
  Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother's.
- Release the IKEA list!

I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.
Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.
- I read "Oral Orifice couches"
- JD getting ready before his next meeting:

Team Hamberder for the point:
The exam found Trump, who is 79, has chronic venous insufficiency. The condition happens when an individual’s leg veins struggle to pump blood back to the heart, causing blood to pool, according to The Cleveland Clinic.
Leavitt said there was no evidence of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot, or arterial disease, which can include blockages.
- So what we can gather from prior statements from Leavitt, there is plenty of evidence of deep vein thrombosis, with blockages.
- Is that why the stock market is up today?
- all those hamburgers, and him being overweight, plus he wears those lifts and girdle, which doesnt help.

The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.
As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.
My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.
Source: making it up but I’m right.
- its call cankles.

BS He has heart failure perhaps without decreased ejection fraction. He has obviously getting diuretic injections into his hand on a daily basis vs just taking a pill. But it is not common for anyone to have lower extremity edema without some kind of systemic issue. I assume he has already tried wearing compression socks. Another lie to add on top of all the others.
- does he even listen to his doctors advice, i feel like hes one of those people that believe the contrary
  
  Now more than ever is RFK Jr's time to shine. Go on Robert, prescribe him a slab of raw bear meat or something.
  
  He never did exercise because “the body is like a battery”, and he didn’t want to “deplete” it.
  
  I read that as he believes the coronary

Where I come from, we called this, "a good start".

The doctor says he's fit as a horse
- …at a glue factory
  
  What do you mean you’re at glue?
- The horse:
  ...I wish
  
  Kick it a few more times
- yeah I thought his doctor said he never saw an athlete like him, that he could do a marathon or a superbowl, and he is almost 7ft and 220lbs of muscle, or something?
  
  A super bowl of gravy.

He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he's admitting to.
- he also refuses to wear reading glasses prescribed to him.
  
  No point since I suspect he can barely read anyway.

You know what... Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.
THE MAN IS 80!!! He's too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!
Just fucking retire!
- You know who will be president if he does?
  
  Yep, someone without the cult of personality backing him. So, generally, better for everyone involved.
  
  🛋️ 🥵

Did they check to see if he had a brain? We know he never had a heart.
- No brain, heart, OR courage.

I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.
- The malfunctioning is apt.

What do you mean venous insufficiency? Die fuhrer has the most sufficient veins anyone has ever seen! In fact, they operate at 150% more efficient than the healthiest athlete!
- Even better than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping. Thick American veins.
  
  That’s right. Make America Veiny Again

I wonder why we aren't getting the typical bullshit fluff piece this time.

The doomsday clock just gained a second or two

the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?
- Spontaneously composting.
  Bam you’re fertile dirt.
  
  dont you mean decomposing.
- i think he's already partially compost.

If he actually dies, would JD Vance replace him? Actually, maybe then Trump’s not that bad then…
- Yes.
  
  Damn, can’t believe I’d ever say this but please don’t die within the next 3 years, Donald
- I'd rather have Vance. Policies are just as evil, but he doesn't have what it takes to be a cult leader. Remember, the Nazis needed Hitler.
- The entire line of succession is currently 100% Republican. It goes from Vance to RFK Jr all the way to Noem. So yes, it looks bad either way.

President Donald Trump underwent a comprehensive medical exam that revealed he has a common vein disorder but cleared him of more serious illnesses, the White House said. Press secretary Karoline Leavitt also said that bruises periodically visible on the back of Trump's hand are consistent with irritation from "frequent handshaking." Leavitt's disclosure of the 79-year-old president's medical information came in response to questions about recent photos that appeared to show Trump with swollen legs.
- "handshake" a simple handshake isnt going to bruise you.
  
  Oh lol. Thank you! All this time I thought that meant shaky hands.

Thoughts and no prayers.
- we are praying.
  Pulsa diNura is a prayer

Is it bad that I got a lil excited reading this headline
- are you giddy because an elderly man is reaching the end of his earthly time, or because the most deranged pedophilic fascist will finally do one thing that makes the world a better place?
- nope
- No just makes ya a tad bit sadistic. I ain't one to criticize, I want expand Charlie Kirks too small face with a jack knife.
- lil excited
  Hell, I'm half-chub. See this fucker over that mortal finish line and I'll fill the cup!

I forgot about the Epstein list

There's a reason he is pushing Coca-cola to use cane sugar.
- Is cane sugar actually any healthier than HFCS?
  
  No but people who huff ivermectin and don't believe in vaccines generally believe it is safer/healthier than sucrose.
  
  No. People act like it is though. They're very similar chemically speaking.

K but who gets the fatwa? The doctor?
- Well there actually is a Fatwa on him thanks to his Iran bombing.... However I don't believe that will take him out (unlike the actual gifted Rushdie). I think it will be the bacon cheezberders and freedom fries. All that fucking salt.