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For those that want the source and confirmation:
- Thank you haha I was gonna say there's no way it works like that
  
  Article by “Hasan”
  Her first name is “Hillary”
  Her last name is “Wang”
  Obvious parody.
  The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.

Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.
- Hot dog
  Not hot dog
- Yo people would pay good money for that
  
  Based on my research, AI generated porn certainly needs more, um, input...
- DixieGPT (dick-see)

How did this take place? Her security clearance let's her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?
So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?
Doesn't seem likely they would admit that much.
- Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden
- I mean, it's been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.
  
  I know but I think the general public doesn't know or understand this. It's still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.
  But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don't think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.
  
  A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me... https://www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/
  
  For those wondering, that's 0.097 dic pics per male per day.
- Oh my sweet summer child
- It's a joke
- So many idiots deep diving this... it is from the onion- they make parody news. It's not real.
  
  Sad part is that it could be real these days. If they just used slightly less obvious language, so people are not certain what it means exactly. Microsoft and google are working with nsa of course, and Snowden showed that any nsa employee can look at anything.

She was just doin' NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic
- Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.
- don’t give sam altman any ideas
- I saw that episode of Inside Job
  
  I can't remember that episode. Was it in the first season?

If she's that into dick pics, let us know where they're sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.
- *Polaroids of sacks...
  FTFY
- Sacks lol

fake article from 2018 btw

so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?
- Well, no because the story is so obviously fake that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.
  
  well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?
  
  The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people's phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store... And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.
  
  Hah, yeah
  Totally
- Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks
  
  And this, boys and girls, is a good enough reason to not digitize your willy or cooter, no matter how much you think it'll get you laid.
  
  Government databases getting misused for personal motives is actually pretty common.
  AP did a report on this back in 2016 and while public records on this are fairly limited, they still found about 300 cases of database abuse from 2013 through 2015.
- Lmao this has been legal since the Bush administration.
  
  I mean yea but this literally proves what people have been saying, that it would be super easy to abuse
  
  Haha "Bush"
  Ya get it? Dickpics, bush. Yeah.
- I mean, it's been well known that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet and other telecommunication traffic for like a decade now.
- This is exactly what I was thinking too.

She works at the NSA. She's been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.
- she just took home her work for the day
  
  In Germany that might be illegal
  But not because she takes work material home but because of employee rights

Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
Edit: Turns out this is fake news. But still funny as fuck.
- wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it's more likely than you think.

That's a high number, Wang.
- And strangely that is NOT numberwang!
  
  IKR not even Wanganum, am I even trying?
- It was the comma in your sentence which made me snort. That's a very funny comma.
  
  I was going for a Mitchell and Webb reference (https://youtu.be/0obMRztklqU), but I'm glad I dabbed into that comma comedy here.

Now that's a proper dataset for automated DM spam filtering!
- or surreptitiously retraining an image generation AI...

theft of government property and classified materials
wait... what
- Interesting username

Ate the onion, which sucks because there are reported cases of employees spying/stalking exes and crushes

Funny how we can all go, "Yes, this is a possible thing".
NSA and gov't have too much data on us withouy warrants and using 3rd party companies.
Great post OP!

We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.

Hope you liked it.

It's all a mistake. Someone was told to forward all dick pics to wang@nsa.gov. So, they did!

And those are just the unsolicited ones she received on Tinder.

Hot dog, not hot dog
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Don't hate the player, hate the wang.

Nominative determinism

The crazy fuck actually did it. They Must’ve seen that John Oliver episode where they did a man on the street segment about privacy and everyone was like “I got nothing to hide” until their private information was replaced in questions as “your dick pics” at which point everyone started questioning it all of a sudden.

She was gunna start Wang's Dickpidia.com

Unbelievable, Wang. Really reminded me of r/NominativeDeterminism

Wangs wangs

We all know is fake when you see the name "Hillary Wank" but unfortunately there are a lot of people who believe everything they see on the internet.
Sixteen million, really?... All shapes, colors and sizes, cut and uncut. 😜
- Well, she didn't get all of the dick pics, obviously, we know the NSA has more than that.

Somehow I am sure that certain groups will find a way to blame men for this sexual crime by this lady. Somehow.
- How keeping dick pics is a crime?
  
  Consent?

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