pocket knife
pocket knife
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Booby traps are illegal even in the US. May as well just harm the officer.
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That's not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies
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Surely this cannot count as a booby trap
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Yeah, he'd have to keep them in his bra for that.
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Personally I would assume the person who has me reaching into their pocket, knowing that I will injure myself quite substantially, is doing so deliberately aka trying to harm me. So if you had those blades in your pocket without telling the officer, that should count as a booby trap/assault on the officer.
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You'd have to be able to argue in court that you had some other reason for having loose razors in your pockets.
You would probably lose. I mean trust me I don't like cops, but you totally lose.
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Legality or lack thereof also doesn't matter if they're at the point where they'll just force-feed you their Glock and throw your corpse into a lye pit in the woods for pulling such a stunt.
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"wait I have razor blades in my pockets. They were on clearance..."
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Thats n shitpost, thats an great idea :D
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Maybe a bag of super glue too and be sure to puncture or slap it before they search you.
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is this one of those dialectical things because these are jimmies here
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